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WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting...

Hey PARTH, Increment nahin mila, bura hua Salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha hai Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga... Tum pichhla...

At a teaching hospital, the first year anatomy students are having their first class with a real dead body. The class is grouped around the...

Five surgeons are arguing about what kind of patient is best on an operating table: Surgeon 1: I would take an accountant any day, when you

I Like Your Thinking A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be...

A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: 'You've got to fix my computer. I

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone

diaries... HER DIARY Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with

Wife ....Wife.......Wife......... 5' 6" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Umar 22 se 27 ho, Aisi

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Kamastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films? * The classic: "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon." * The eternal

Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his

Kofi Annan: "Mr. Bush, which evidence you have that Iraq has got WMDs?" George W. Bush: "We've kept the receipts." -.,,.-**-.,,.-**-.,,.-**-.,,.-

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Do you have...

On April Fool's day, a teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and

Laloo talks to his son Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : I want to choose my own bride. Laloo : But the girl is Ambani's

Panjaab Airways :IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT Guddu maarning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. Parajee aur Behnjee. Sat SriAkal. On behalf of Kaptaan Balbir

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals On display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the...

Adult Education A strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you when you were young enough to profit from it. Bride A woman who puts her

An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors,...

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...

Big chief had not answered nature's call for 3 days...was really constipated..so went to the medicine man for medical help(what else!) Day 1

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkatta

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone : "Get me a cup of