Jokes Forum - Page 114

(got this via e-mail from a friend) A Typical Desi...100 Characteristics 1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and

Sanity Test: A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party. His hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would

NO OFFENCES PLZ! One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC.

The Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God, just then a passenger asked the...

Commonly Used Phrases in Office emails and... What they really mean! 1) For your information, please. (FYI) We don't know what to do

What is the difference between girls aged 8,18,28,38, 48 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell

Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer Here's the background: Ian works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of UNH. (The University...

Desi Broken English Dialogues "There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)" "Look at the line on your back" (falling in line) "Apply Apply,

* A Millionaire A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly,

Mallu Interview A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as

Employment! A desi was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to

!--StartFragment-- On a dark crowded highway brylcreem in my hair warm smell of parathas rising up through the air up ahead in the distance I

Answering Machine! A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day....

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator: "I must...

Gandhiji Joke God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the

What does ABCD stand for? ------------------------- America Based Confused Desi Escaped From Gujarat; Housed In Jersey; Keeping Lotsa' Motels...

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about

v 1- Linda's mother called Linda , up to the stairs."Linda , did you put out the light?" Linda said "how should I know? .....its too

American and Indian usage of English can foul up life for you in the US, warns Amir Tuteja Call, don't ring! ----------------------- I have

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts

Glimpses Of Indian Culture. GOANS One Goan is Remo Fernandes. Two Goans is a Feni distillery. Three Goans is a football club.

1) Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai 2) Aao Chat Kare 3) Programmer No.1 4) Mera Naam Developer 5) Java Wale Job Le Jayenge 6) Hum Apke

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my own bride". Jack:...

14. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have...

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower....

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks

Q. Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!! Q. What did the zero say to the eight?

Living In Dubai. You know when you have lived in Dubai too long when... You enjoycamping in the sand You expect the confirmation of...