Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she
sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said, "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell
upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and
forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, while dining on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in
a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and
thought:
"I don't freakin' think so!"
😃