Jokes Forum - Page 103

The moment a man entered his office his boss asked, "Do you believe in re-birth"? The man answered "Yes." The boss said, "Then its okay

It was Palm Sunday and Sue's five-year-old son had to stay home from church, with a neighbor, because he was sick. When the family returned

TELEGRAM #4 A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what...

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6.

Q. Why did the spaceman go into the ladies toilet ? A. He wanted to go where no man has gone before. Q. Who is the leader of the tissues ? A.

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by...

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your

your sardarji jokes are seriously SO funny!!!! it made my day! Hahaha! Thank you sooo much!

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q:

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers: 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid...

Q: How can you recognise Jugnu Singh in a submarine? A: He is the one with the parachute on his back. Jugnu Singh Differentiates!

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about

Once a Sardarji was travelling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 bucks to wake him up when the...

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey saale!

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- "Dear Mr. Singh, You do not

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you

Once a sardarji named, Jugnu Singh was travelling by train. It was high summer the climate was too hot. At a station came a handy-fan seller...

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air- india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ?? A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. Q: Why are surds hurt by

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is

Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you keep a surd busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both

What will you call a sardar ji who JUSt likes to drink BEER? JASBEER SINGH What will you do to make a sardarji laugh on sunday? Simple, tell

TELEGRAM #5 A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to

TELEGRAM #3 A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn

TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been

7. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door coz it was an entrance exam. 8.Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect

============ Two Sardars were walking together... Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye...