Jokes Forum - Page 102

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright...

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next...

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and

A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, "Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my...

Johnnie wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened. Johnnie decided to write God an

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the...

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he

Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they...

Santa and his wife, Jeeto had just gone to bed for the night. Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear...

BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke

2 Sardarjis came across a mirror 1 day. Surd 1 looked in da mirror and said "I know that face but i cant quite put a name on it" Surd 2

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the

A man meets a guru in the road. The man asks the guru, "Which way is success?" The aged, bearded sage speaks not but points to a place off

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again. Good

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern...

Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray, so that u may live... 2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point

A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...

A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she doesn't want because it's on

Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to

Banta bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar to Jalandhar to meet his friend Santa. He reached Jalandhar in a few

Surd - Why are all those people running? guy - They are running a race to get a cup. Surd - Who will get the cup? guy - The person who

Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven...

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son. Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the...

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless

A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from all of