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Two Sardars were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek
saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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