Simple Surd Questions & Answers!

Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.