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16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot...

A cop stops a drunkard and asks him: cop: Where r you going? Dru: I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!

koi apni biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta

ek baar os admi k pas ek admi ata hai aur bolta khan sahab aap ka murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo iney tu khan ashab boltey hai

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. A desi was also experiencing the same...

Touch his face! Click on this link and chek it out!!! a nice one..... http://www.expression.philips.com.br/artes/venc2003/obrasfla...

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and...

A Japanese traveller wanted to visit India. He reached the airport hailed a taxi. The taxt driver was from Calcutta. The Japanese said: Your

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained

While waiting in line at the supermarket I overheard a cashier telling a woman, "No, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look like...

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and there Answer given by Candidates oh sorry IAS Officer now. Q.How can you drop a raw...

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want...

A Chinese went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, God appeared and

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to

A Sardarji newly arrived in England, brought a car before he picked up the language or rules of the road. One day while driving in the

A man died and went to into the skies. Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -

Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love!

Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly "Hey Bhagwan! Mujhe uttha ley – Lord take me away from this world."

A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. One day the hubby got...

One Chimpanzee studying the palm of another: "I see a grim future for you. You're going to evolve onto a man.

A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?" The mother replied, "I don't know, son, I never met your father's folks."

One of Microsoft's finest support techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and...