simple Surd Q&A

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.