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What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English...

Santa was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound

EK SARDAR KA JANAZA JA RAHA THA SARE LOG NAACH RAHE THE KISI NE PUCHA ROK KAR LOG NAACH KYON RAHE HAI TO JAWAB MILA YEH PEHLA SARDAR HAI JO

Once harbhajan singh asks his wife on their suhaag raat,"are u a virgin?" she replys," kar di na sardaroon wali baat. spinneroon ko kya kabhi...

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel that I am a sheep. Doctor: That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Patient: Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps

A Sardarji once accidentally collided with woman while cycling. The annoyed woman says:'Brake nahi mar sakta tha kya?' The Sardar replies:...

Santa, a big-game hunter, went on safari with his wife, Jeeto and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Jeeeto awoke to

One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw Santa in front of Hospital (Bridge Candy) was trying to fill some

On their anniversary night, Santa and his wife, Jeeto, sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped

Santa is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While Santa is changing the tire, another car goes by,...

Banta's wife, Preeto, and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician's office with his four kids, he turned his...

Once Banta met Santa at market place. Banta asked,"Santa can I give you lift." Santa replied, "No, Thanks I live on ground floor." ...

Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. An cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"

Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all...

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Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose

Banta wanted to get his beautiful wife, Preeto, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on

I know we have more women readers, but, I do not wish to offend anyone. Sorry if I do, but I thought some of the comparisons are cute and so

Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was

Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree . A male ant and his son were just near the edge

Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten? A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT man" Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell

One evening recently, a mother entered her daughter's bedroom to discover it empty. As she looked around, she spied a letter over the bed. With

An astronomer was watching in the sky from his telescope . Santa Singh was observing him . Suddenly a star falls . Santa shouted : Wah , kya

Santa Banta went to ATM to draw cash . Santa entered first and typed his password . Banta ,standing behind, shouted : Oye maine tera password...

1 Litre : 1000 ml. 1/2 litre : 500 ml. 1/4 litre : 250 ml. correct na ? but............ 1 full : 750 ml. 1 half : 360 ml. 1 quarter : 180 ml.

Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. "Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of

After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he

A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie