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I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this

3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!! 4.Man:sardarji where were u born?

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The true definition of aging! On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone

20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference

9.Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college. Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." 2.

Hi, Please go check out this site!!! I was rather shocked to find a website that holds everyone's passport details. Anyone can access other

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing...

Hey all the men over here... no offence... take it easy.... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.then I wrote your name on my heart i got Heart Attack

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating..!!! |====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|====|

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of...

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens ! ...

A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage. 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens everybody

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM...

From the Prime Minister's Office to the People of India A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions...

Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office,

Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai .... Rabridevi ka laloo prasad ...

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test

A Sardar, his wife with son and daughter went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying. " I am Sardar.. and this is

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint P eter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a

with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE"

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist : A person who