Surd Questions

What will you call a sardar ji who JUSt likes to drink BEER?
JASBEER SINGH

What will you do to make a sardarji laugh on sunday?
Simple, tell him a joke on wednesday.

How many sardarjis will be needed to put a nail in wall?
Hundreds.
Ask why?
One sardar ji holds nail against wall and the rest will push the wall from other side.