simple Surd Q&A - 4

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
A: Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

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Posted: 20 years ago
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lol hey dolly where u get all dese jokes?? lolz i no i alwayz ask.. but i never get to no lolz
i alwayz some how miss it or u nveer rite lolz
n hilarious jokez 😆

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