simple Surd Q&A - 3

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can't surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.