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Posted: 13 years ago

#91

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Hey you!
Yes you...
The cute one holding this phone!
Just wanted to say...
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I'm cuter than u !
Ha ha ha :>D :>D🤣🤣

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#92

Chor ki biwi shohar se: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho gaya hai jaldi se le ke aayiye.
Chor: Le aaouga aisi b kya jaldi he zara dukan to band hone do. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#93

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

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#94

Ek moti aurat ne chor pakda or us par beth gai.
phir nokar se boli ja police ko bula la ...
Nokar- Meri chappal kho gai hai ...

chor chillaya- Saale meri pehen le par jladi ja🤣🤣🤣

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#95

Biscuit wala's Love Letter :
Dear marrie ,
Today is Good Day.
You have Krack'Jacked my Little Heart.
now i am in 50-50 position.
dont play Hide-n-Seek .
tumhara----Tiger... 🤣🤣

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#96

Effect of loadshedding on Romantic Life
wife : janu... Ik gal kavaan ???...
Husband: Nai rehn dey. Naaley thora parey ho k beh

🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

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#97

Q: Is Google a Boy or Girl??
A: Ofcourse its a Girl!!
Coz it won't allow you to complete your sentence and starts suggesting and guessing at its own. 🤣🤣

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#98

Ek bachcha mummy se pitne k baad papa se :-

Papa kabhi aap Africa gye ho?

Papa :- Nahi beta

Bachcha :- phir itni khaufnaak Item kahan se le aae ?🤣🤣🤣

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#99

3 guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lamtern containing a genie, who grants them each 1wish. 1st guy wishes he was off d island& back home. d 2nd guy wishes d same . d 3rd guy says,"i'm lonely, i wish my frnds were back here." 🤣🤣