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Friend – I notice that Your Wife is mostly in the kitchen, Probably she Cooks many varieties.!
Husband – No.! Actually our Telephone Connection is in the kitchen.! 🤣🤣
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Munna : Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Munna: No I will also live with ur sister. 🤣🤣
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness 🤣🤣
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Husband messages wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling ?
Wife : I'm dying...
Husband jumps with joy but types : Oh dear, how can I live without you ?
Wife : You idiot, I'm dying my hair...
Husband : Shit...bloody English...!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain...answer bata ke jaa.. 🤣🤣

lol lol 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

Ek bus ka accident ho gaya
A man crying - hey bhagwan mere hath tut gaya,
Sardar Control yourself, us aadmi ko dekho wo mar gaya hai fir bhi chupchap pada hai 🤣🤣

LOL LOL 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,
Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya?


hehehehehhhe🤣🤣🤣

hahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. 🤣🤣

LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher aa rahay hain tm chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain mene ap ki deth ka bahana bana kr 2 week ki chutti li hai

hahahaha🤣🤣🤣


OMG hahahhaa 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Us Ki Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon

Faraz'

Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen Hi Nahi Chortin!


muje hasi nahi ayi kio ke pata nahi ye joeen kya hota hai😭😭

jooen = lice 🤣🤣

baalon pe hoti hai 🤢
aur bahut khatarnaak 🤢

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