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#101

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL! 🤣🤣

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Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
She-"ceilling fan ! 🤣🤣🤣

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A couple were on their way back home after their honeymoon.
The train they were travelling in passed through a long, dark tunnel.
After the train had crossed the tunnel, the husband turned to his wife and whispered, 'The tunnel was so long, I could have kissed you in the dark!'
The wife screamed aloud, 'Wasn't that you?' 🤣🤣🤣

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Doctor: 'Why are you trying so hard to wake up the patient who is fast asleep?'
Nurse: 'Because otherwise, the right time for dose will be missed. I have to give him a sleeping tablet.'
🤣🤣🤣

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#105

Giri:is dress ka kya price ha?
Shopkeeper:sirf 5 kiss
Girl:aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper:10 kiss
Girl:dono dress pack kar do,
Payment 'DADI' karegi. 🤣🤣

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#106

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???
Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ;;) 🤣🤣

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#107

GIRLS USED TO SAY:

1970: Love me But do not touch me.
1980: Touch me, But do not kiss me.
1990: Kiss me, But do not do any thing else.
2000: Do everything, But do not tell anybody.
2011: Do everything, Otherwise I will tell everybody that you can't do anything 🤣🤣🤣

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Conductor: 'Did you get home all right last night?'
Banta: 'Certainly! Are you insinuating I was drunk?
I was perfectly sober. Did you not see me get up and give that old lady my seat?'
Conductor: 'That's why I wondered, for you two were the only passengers on the bus.'
🤣🤣🤣

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#109

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti? 🤣🤣

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Mazak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.🤣🤣

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