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#81

1 day Jai was digging a hole in his back yard.
The nxtdoor neighbour spotted him & decided 2 investigate.
"what r u up 2?" he asked. "my goldfish died & i'm gonna bury him,"
Jai rplied. "That's a really big hole 4 a goldfish, isn't it?"
neighbour asked . "That's bcoz he's inside ur cat !!" 🤣🤣🤣

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Bus me se 1 ladki Ne bahar khade ladke se Pucha-Kon Sa Shehar H y
Ladka-(Hushiyari me) apna mob.no. do fir Bataunga
Ladki-He Bhagwan Delhi aa gaya 🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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#84

Sry sry...galti se ye msg apko send ho gya h, plz neeche mt dekhna, neeche galat salat likha hua h
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GALAT SALAT :P🤣🤣

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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haww😲🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

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#86

You Are.. A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking! K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Mazak🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

#87

What happens when a lion roars thrice? – - – - –
Think – - – - –
Any guess?
– - – - – Ok i will tell you..
– - – - – Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

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#88

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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Jiski Girl Friend
teri beti hai. 🤣🤣🤣

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#89

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: Ullu da Pattha..

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#90

Doctor ki shadi kuch is tarah se honi chahie ki doctr ki shadi lage.
Baarat ambulance me jaye,
shadi hospital me ho.. Photo ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or
khane me vitamin c ki goli di jaye,
Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink k jagah glucose n ORS diya jaye.
Dulhe k gale me haar ki jagah Stethscop lagaya jaye Aur,
mazaa to tb aye jb Dr. Shadi k baad bole NEXT PLZ...! 🤣🤣🤣

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