funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 8

Height of Flirtism -

Girl calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
PRATHAM: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
PRATHAM: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho...??
PRATHAM: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
PRATHAM: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
PRATHAM: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...
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Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai main to nisha hun!!
PRATHAM: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum Ali ho na...??
PRATHAM: Gharwale to Vicky bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Tumhara Ye no 92300XXX hai na...??
PRATHAM: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai…=D =P :D =DD 🤣🤣🤣

Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kr kehta H - "Lafz tere,
Geet mere,
Ghazal koi sunau kya?"
Ladki-
"Hath mere,
Gal tere,
Kaan k niche bajaun kya"?:) 🤣🤣🤣

Kitna sona tenu Rab ne bnaya
Wah
wah
Kitna sona tenu rb ne bnaya
Wah
Wah
Maine tenu
10 din pehle

"APRIL FOOL" banaya
Ab bolo wah wah. 🤣🤣

1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahi Shaadi Hoti Hai To Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai,
"Ab Teri Baari Hai".

Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod Diya Hai..

...2nd Boy- Kyu?

1st Boy: Kyuki Ab Jab Bhi Kahi Kisi Ki Death Hoti Hai To Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch Kar Bolta Hu,,
"Ab Teri Baari Hai" 🤣🤣🤣

boy- kya tum hamesha mere saath rehne ka vaada kar sakti ho..
girl- haan...
boy- mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi..
girl- nahi..
boy- kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye..
girl- jo bhi tum bolo...
boy- mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi..
girl- kabhi nahi...
boy- tumhe kya chahiye mujhse..
girl- 5000 per month..
boy- thik hai.. kal se kaam pe aa jana, jhadu aur baki safai ka saaman kharid lene..
girl- jii saab ab main chalti hai..
[aur tum soch rahe the grlfriend itni achi kab se ho gyi :p] 🤣🤣🤣

Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai.. 🤣🤣🤣

Ek aadmi ne sapne me dekha ki uski wife usse jooto se pit rhi hai agle din wo bank gaya aur usne aapna acount bhand karva diya kyu?rly fast.
Kyonki bank ke bahar lika tha ki hum aapke sapne pure karte hai.;-) 🤣🤣🤣