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Jodha Akbar's Creatives general outline for all episodes
1. Use these words atleast once: Ghrina, guroor,dil, doodh ka kar..
new addition: Dum ghoot ta hai
2. Jodha lecturing Jalal or Jalal torturing Jodha
3. Make Jodha cry atleast once in the episode. Tears=TRPs
4. Jodha wears the yellow lehanga every alternate day
5. Make Rukayya do something annoying
6. Maham~Jalal love scenes or Hamida~Jodha scenes
7. Use the women of Amer for filler scenes if Shaguni Bai is unavailable.
8. If Mainavati is in a scene make her cry atleast once
9. Confuse the viewers so that they can't make out that we are confused
10. After every 10 episodes show Maharana Pratap even if the scenes make no sense
11. Shoot misleading promos
12. Tweet the obvious
13. Try to give Jodha's brothers as few dialogues as possible
14. Show Rahim running around atleast once.
15. Rukayya pushes Jalal unto someone atleast once.. Only then he can do something
16. The great Resham~Maham bond versus Hoshiyaar~Rukayya versus Jodha~Moti. .
17. Don't let Jalal and Jodha use their brains. EVER.
18. No one is allowed to use their brains except for Maham Anga.
19. The begams play chess 24*7. Their only aim is to beat Rukaiya someday.. now Jodha
20. Wars are inevitable in a historical, our actors can only play daandiya.. Never mind we'll make the camera do some acrobatics.. If that doesn't work either.. let them shoot 4 arrows in one go and kill 200 enemies at once with 4 arrows.
21. Javeda can only make sewayian.
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