Chapter 5 (Delhi Was Supposed To Be Simple)
The Message At 1:17 AM
Rajji was supposed to be sleeping.
Instead, she was lying upside down across her hotel bed staring at her phone dramatically.
“This is unhealthy,” Mehak announced from the next bed.
Rajji looked offended immediately.
“What is?”
“You checking your phone every seven seconds.”
“I’m not checking anything.”
“Then why did you unlock your screen seventeen times?”
Rajji ignored her and continued staring at the ceiling.
This was ridiculous.
She had known Dheeraj for less than a day.
Less than a day.
And yet his stupid calm voice kept replaying in her head.
“Safe travels, Yellow Kurti.”
Arrogant man.
Her phone suddenly buzzed.
Rajji sat up instantly.
Too fast.
Painfully fast.
Mehak gasped dramatically.
“OHHHH!”
Rajji grabbed the pillow nearest to her and threw it directly at her friend before checking the message.
Unknown Number.
Are your chips safe?
Rajji froze.
Then immediately smiled despite herself.
Which was unfortunate.
Because Mehak saw it.
“That smile is criminal evidence.”
Rajji ignored her again and typed furiously:
Are your armrests safe?
Three dots appeared almost instantly.
Barely survived.
Rajji bit back another smile.
Dangerous.
Very dangerous.
Another message arrived.
Also, you walk aggressively.
Rajji looked scandalized.
Excuse me???
You drag your suitcase like it owes you money.
Rajji laughed out loud accidentally.
Mehak sat up immediately.
“That’s it. Give me the phone.”
“No!”
“You like him!”
“I barely tolerate him!”
Meanwhile, across the city, Dheeraj leaned back against his hotel balcony railing while smiling faintly at his phone like a complete idiot.
Arjun walked outside, saw his expression, and sighed deeply.
“Oh, this is serious.”
Dheeraj looked up lazily.
“What?”
“You’re smiling voluntarily.”
“I do that sometimes.”
“Not for free.”
Dheeraj ignored him and typed another message.
Why are you awake?
Rajji replied instantly.
Why are YOU awake?
Wedding chaos.
Excuses.
Dheeraj smirked.
You reply very fast for someone pretending not to like me.
Rajji stared at the message for a full ten seconds.
Then aggressively typed:
Confidence is dangerous.
This time Dheeraj laughed properly.
And somewhere between sarcasm, teasing, and midnight messages—
something quietly began.
Rajji Versus Delhi Traffic
The next morning, Delhi greeted Rajji with cold weather, loud traffic, and enough pollution to personally offend her.
“I can taste the air,” she complained dramatically while stepping out of the college bus.
“That’s not normal.”
Her classmates ignored her professionally.
The excursion schedule included sightseeing, museum visits, and architecture studies.
Unfortunately for Rajji—
her attention span lasted approximately twelve minutes.
“This fort is beautiful,” Mehak whispered while taking pictures.
Rajji nodded distractedly before suddenly freezing.
“Oh no.”
“What happened?”
Rajji pointed ahead slowly.
Mehak followed her gaze.
And immediately started laughing.
Because standing near the entrance with a wedding shopping bag in one hand and sunglasses on—
was Dheeraj.
Of course.
Of COURSE.
“What are the chances?” Mehak wheezed.
“Terrible,” Rajji muttered.
At the exact same moment, Dheeraj looked up.
Saw her.
Paused.
Then slowly removed his sunglasses with maximum unnecessary dramatic effect.
Rajji looked personally attacked.
Dheeraj walked toward her calmly.
“You’re following me now?”
Rajji gasped.
“YOU’RE following ME!”
“I was here first.”
“This is a public monument!”
“So emotionally defensive already?”
Rajji folded her arms instantly.
“You enjoy irritating me too much.”
“A little.”
Mehak whispered dramatically beside her—
“The chemistry is disgusting.”
Rajji elbowed her aggressively.
Meanwhile Dheeraj noticed Rajji’s outfit today—
a white kurti with silver earrings and loose hair moving softly in the winter breeze.
And unfortunately—
she looked beautiful.
Annoyingly beautiful.
Rajji caught him staring.
“What?”
Dheeraj blinked once before replying smoothly—
“Nothing.”
Liar.
The Auto Ride Disaster
An hour later, disaster struck.
Rajji’s college group got separated in the crowded market area during sightseeing.
Which would have been manageable—
if her phone battery hadn’t died dramatically at the exact same moment.
“This feels unsafe,” Rajji muttered while looking around the unfamiliar Delhi streets.
Then suddenly—
“Yellow Kurti!”
Rajji turned instantly.
Dheeraj stood a few feet away near a roadside stall, holding coffee casually while looking deeply unsurprised by the situation.
Rajji exhaled in relief before immediately hiding it.
“What are YOU doing here?”
“Saving civilization.”
“You’re unbearable.”
“And yet you look happy to see me.”
Rajji opened her mouth to deny it—
then stopped.
Because unfortunately…
he was right again.
“I got separated from my group,” she admitted reluctantly.
“Shocking. You seem extremely easy to manage.”
Rajji glared.
“My phone died.”
Dheeraj nodded thoughtfully.
“So basically you’re helpless.”
“I’m NEVER helpless.”
“Sure.”
A cold gust of wind passed through the street.
Rajji rubbed her hands together instinctively.
Dheeraj noticed immediately.
Without saying anything, he handed her his coffee cup.
Rajji blinked.
“What?”
“Take it.”
“You bought this.”
“I can buy another.”
For a second she simply looked at him quietly.
Then accepted the cup softly.
“Thanks.”
Dheeraj shrugged lightly like it was nothing.
But something about the moment felt strangely gentle.
Unexpectedly comfortable.
An auto-rickshaw stopped nearby.
Dheeraj opened the door casually.
“Come on.”
Rajji frowned.
“Where?”
“To find your group before Delhi adopts you permanently.”
Rajji climbed into the auto beside him reluctantly.
The driver looked at them through the mirror.
“Bhaiya-bhabhi kahaan jaana hai?”
Rajji closed her eyes instantly.
Dheeraj looked exhausted already.
And the auto ride had only just begun.
Bhaiya-Bhabhi And Other Horrors
“We are NOT together,” Rajji said immediately.
The auto driver nodded in the exact way people nod when they absolutely do not believe you.
“Ji bhabhi.”
Rajji looked personally betrayed.
Dheeraj turned toward the window instantly to hide his laughter.
Which only made her angrier.
“You think this is funny?”
“A little.”
“You’re enjoying my suffering.”
“You create very entertaining suffering.”
Rajji folded her arms dramatically and leaned away from him.
Unfortunately, Delhi traffic had other plans.
The auto suddenly jerked sharply to one side.
Rajji lost balance immediately—
and grabbed Dheeraj’s arm instinctively.
For a second, both froze.
The noisy traffic around them blurred slightly.
Rajji slowly realized how close they suddenly were.
Dheeraj looked down briefly at her hand still clutching his sleeve.
Then back at her.
Neither spoke.
Then the driver cheerfully announced—
“Dekh liya? Couple balance achha hai aap dono ka.”
Rajji immediately let go like the seat had electrocuted her.
“Oh my God.”
Dheeraj rubbed a hand over his face tiredly.
“Bhaiya,” he said calmly, “please drive.”
The driver grinned knowingly.
“Love marriage?”
Rajji inhaled deeply.
“Stop asking questions.”
Meanwhile, Dheeraj looked strangely calm again.
Which irritated her.
“How are you not embarrassed?”
“I accepted my fate twenty minutes ago.”
Rajji stared at him.
“You adapt to problems very fast.”
“I met you yesterday. Survival instincts developed naturally.”
Rajji gasped.
Then accidentally laughed.
Again.
Dheeraj noticed instantly.
And there it was—
that warm, genuine smile that transformed her entire face.
The kind that appeared unexpectedly between arguments.
The kind he was beginning to like far too much.
Dangerous development.
The Street Market
After finally locating Rajji’s college group near Chandni Chowk, logic suggested they should separate peacefully.
Unfortunately, neither left.
“Your group is safe now,” Dheeraj pointed out casually.
“Yes.”
“And my friends are shopping nearby.”
“Okay.”
Silence.
Neither moved.
Then—
“You want chai?” Dheeraj asked.
Rajji blinked.
“Aren’t you supposed to be at wedding functions?”
“I escaped.”
“Wow.”
“What?”
“You abandon responsibilities professionally.”
“I learned from you.”
Rajji looked offended.
Then five minutes later—
they were walking side-by-side through the crowded street market holding steaming cups of chai.
Delhi buzzed around them noisily.
Street vendors shouted prices.
Music blasted from nearby shops.
The winter air smelled like spices, smoke, and fresh jalebis.
Rajji looked around excitedly.
“This place is insane.”
“You’ve never been here before?”
“No.”
“You look emotionally overwhelmed.”
“I AM emotionally overwhelmed.”
Dheeraj smiled faintly.
And for the first time since meeting her—
they walked without arguing for almost three entire minutes.
A personal achievement.
Rajji suddenly stopped near a jewelry stall.
“Oh wow.”
Dheeraj looked toward the display.
Rows of oxidized jhumkas glittered beneath yellow lights.
Rajji immediately picked up a pair excitedly.
“These are beautiful.”
The shopkeeper grinned.
“For madam? Very pretty choice.”
Rajji looked at the mirror while trying them on.
Dheeraj watched quietly beside her.
The earrings suited her perfectly.
But more than that—
she looked happy.
The uncomplicated kind of happy people rarely show strangers.
“Nice,” he said simply.
Rajji looked toward him through the mirror.
“You actually approved something?”
“Don’t get emotional.”
“Too late.”
The shopkeeper smiled knowingly between them.
Then casually asked—
“Sir, gift pack kar doon?”
Rajji nearly dropped the earrings.
Dheeraj looked exhausted spiritually.
“We’re not—”
“Pack it,” Dheeraj interrupted calmly.
Rajji blinked.
“What?”
“You like them.”
“I can buy my own earrings!”
“I know.”
“Then why are YOU buying them?”
Dheeraj handed money to the shopkeeper casually.
“Because you’ve been fighting with me for two days. Consider this compensation.”
Rajji stared at him silently.
The teasing tone was still there.
But beneath it—
something softer lingered.
Something unexpectedly thoughtful.
The shopkeeper handed over the packet happily.
“Very good husband material, sir.”
Rajji looked ready to evaporate from existence.
Dheeraj accepted the packet calmly before handing it to her.
“Try not to start another argument for at least ten minutes.”
Rajji took the packet slowly.
Then muttered under her breath—
“You’re very confusing.”
Dheeraj looked at her quietly for a second before replying softly—
“You’re not exactly simple either.”
The Dupatta Incident
By evening, Delhi’s winter cold had become sharper.
The crowded market streets glowed beneath hanging lights while traffic noise echoed endlessly around them.
Rajji and Dheeraj were still somehow together.
Which neither had properly questioned yet.
“You realize,” Rajji said while walking beside him, “normal people usually go home after helping someone.”
“I tried,” Dheeraj replied calmly. “But you kept getting distracted every six seconds.”
“That happened ONCE.”
“You almost adopted a street puppy.”
“He was emotional!”
“The puppy was sleeping.”
Rajji looked offended.
“You lack sensitivity.”
“And you have too much of it.”
A sudden gust of wind swept through the market street.
Rajji’s dupatta slipped loose instantly, flying straight toward a nearby tea stall flame.
Before she could react—
Dheeraj caught the fabric quickly, pulling it safely back toward him.
Everything happened too fast.
One second chaos.
The next—
Rajji stood unexpectedly close to him again.
Her dupatta gathered carefully in Dheeraj’s hands.
The noisy market around them suddenly felt strangely distant.
Rajji looked up slowly.
Dheeraj’s expression had changed.
No teasing.
No sarcasm.
Just quiet concern.
“You should be more careful,” he said softly.
Rajji’s heartbeat stumbled annoyingly.
“I… yeah.”
For a moment neither moved.
Then a passing biker honked loudly nearby, breaking the strange stillness instantly.
Dheeraj stepped back first.
Rajji adjusted her dupatta awkwardly.
And suddenly both became very interested in literally anything except eye contact.
Dangerous.
Very dangerous.
The Wedding Invitation Nobody Expected
Dheeraj cleared his throat lightly while continuing to walk beside her.
“So…”
Rajji looked suspicious already.
“What now?”
“There’s a sangeet tonight.”
Rajji blinked.
“Okay?”
“My friend’s wedding.”
“Congratulations to him?”
Dheeraj sighed patiently.
“I’m inviting you.”
Rajji stopped walking completely.
“What?”
“You heard me.”
“Why would I attend a stranger’s wedding function?”
“Free food.”
“That’s emotionally persuasive.”
“And good music.”
Rajji narrowed her eyes.
“This feels suspicious.”
Dheeraj looked thoughtful.
“You already survived an airport, flight turbulence, Delhi traffic, and Chandni Chowk with me.”
“That does sound traumatic.”
“So one wedding function shouldn’t scare you.”
Rajji tried to refuse immediately.
She really did.
But unfortunately—
the idea sounded fun.
And even more unfortunately—
spending more time with Dheeraj suddenly didn’t sound like a terrible idea anymore.
Which was concerning for her mental stability.
“What if your friends are weird?” she asked finally.
“They are extremely weird.”
“That’s not reassuring.”
“They already think we’re dating.”
Rajji looked scandalized.
“WHAT?”
Dheeraj looked entirely unbothered.
“Arjun started planning imaginary wedding hashtags this morning.”
Rajji stared at him in horror.
“Your friend needs medical help.”
“Probably.”
Rajji hesitated for another few seconds.
Then—
“Fine.”
Dheeraj raised an eyebrow slightly.
“Fine?”
“I’ll come.”
“You agreed surprisingly fast.”
Rajji pointed at him accusingly.
“Don’t make this a thing.”
“Too late.”
Rajji Meets The Boys
The moment Dheeraj and Rajji entered the wedding hotel lobby together—
chaos began.
Arjun spotted them first.
Then screamed loud enough to alert multiple generations.
“BHAI HAS ARRIVED!”
Every single one of Dheeraj’s friends turned simultaneously.
Then collectively lost their minds.
Rajji immediately regretted every life decision leading to this moment.
“Oh no,” Dheeraj muttered.
Arjun ran toward them dramatically.
“You actually brought her!”
“I’m standing right here,” Rajji informed him.
“Sorry,” Arjun grinned. “I’m emotionally shocked.”
Another friend whispered loudly—
“She’s prettier than his standards deserve.”
Dheeraj looked tired already.
Rajji, meanwhile, was trying not to laugh.
Too late.
Dheeraj noticed immediately.
“You’re enjoying this.”
“A little.”
Traitorous woman.
Arjun folded his hands dramatically toward Rajji.
“Thank you for tolerating him. Society appreciates your sacrifice.”
Dheeraj looked at his friends coldly.
“One day I’ll disappear during your weddings.”
“Worth it.”
Rajji laughed properly now.
And for a second—
Dheeraj forgot to respond.
Because there it was again.
That smile.
Warm.
Bright.
Unfiltered.
The kind that made the rest of the room blur slightly around her.
Unfortunately, Arjun noticed that too.
His expression shifted instantly into dangerous amusement.
“Ohhhhh,” he whispered dramatically.
Dheeraj immediately looked away.
Too late.
Very, very too late.
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To be continued.
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