Ok, I have a change of strategy...
Since surrogacy toh honi hi honi hai and makers are not going to stop till Kuhu delivers that damn baby, I am going to stop fighting it!
MishBir Baby though Kuhu surrogacy.... I say bring it on 

Just like Kuhu, I too don't have any emotions attached to the baby, zero, nada... but unlike Kuhu, I have now found a way to enjoy this pregnancy!
I am going to take sadistic pleasure from Kuhu doing all the hard work of being pregnant
... take thousands of precautions and restrictions, can't accept the modelling contract, miss parties, gain weight and have people hover around you like pesky flies 24/7 trying to control what you eat and where you go,..

Meanwhile Mishti gets to be a free bird, go to parties, enjoy eating whatever she likes, shed occasional tear or two about not being able to be pregnant but mostly remain high from being pseudo pregnant, collect gifts and sunbathe in Kuhu's limelight, control every move of Kuhu, and eventually enjoy the fruit oops baby of Kuhu's labor... quite literally 


Yeh Jeena bhi ko Jeena hai Kuhu 
Ab dekho behen, Meenu pe bharosa karogi aur itna emotional blackmail karke surrogacy bhaiyya-bhabhi pe dump karogi toh yehi milega na phir!
Ab bhugto 
And for next time, please keep in mind...

MishBir aaj se ban gaye hai Team KuKu 


Haan Haan, Theek hai Theek hai today I am in a very good mood with my change of strategy, so Team KuKu is not going to dampen my spirits... Ignore karte huve aage Badhte hai 
Good good, karo karo sewa, phir mewa bhi toh milega 
Ab Kuhu se itni mehnat jo karwa rahe ho, toh itna toh banta hai!
Aur why stop at breakfast... ab itna kar rahe ho toh aage phir Kuhu chahe na chahe uske pair wagerah bhi zara daba dena... bechari thak jaayegi rest kar karke, toh thoda sambhal lena, okay? 
Meenu ekdam se idhar ka maal udhar karne main lagi hai.
Koslu is so bholu... usse jyada toh dimaag Nidhi ka daud ta hai... she figured out ki 50 lakhs BenBa apne Asli waaris ko dene wali hai 
Woh Kehte hain na...
Beta pet main
Genhu Khait main
Aur lagan ki dhama-dhoom

Khair baby toh ayega tab ayega filhaal toh Meenu ke dono Munne pagla gaye hai yeh baccha aane ki khushi main
Cheap se getup wali ladkiya ban gaye.... Meenu ki haalat dekne layak thi!
Kunal toh pregnant bana baitha tha... and even took the cushion out of his dress in real-time 🤪
Ummmm.... No comments, Please Refer to Meenu's expression for my reaction too
😆
Par Hayee Meenu ki bahus made up for the boys too!! 
Kuhu ne Kunal ki kya mast band bajayi hai 
Uma Patel, My Luuvv! Meri 986th meeting fix kar dijiye, Main bore hone ke liye mara jaa raha hoon
🤣
Aur Mishti chali Abir ka bag leke.... udd chala 
Girls 10 v/s Guys 1.5 😆
Mishti aur BM ne kitni meethi meethi baatein ki! ...
Wish Mishti was asking for advise for herself 🥺
Khair chalo, BM too is now Team KuKu, so yay! One more member to pester Kuhu 😆
See makers, you can't make me upset with your Team KuKu jaap anymore, samjhi gaya?!
Sab toh bacche ke mohh main Andhe-behre aur Kam-Akal ho gaye hai!
Aajkal sabse akalmand toh hai.... Varsha!! 👍🏼
Varsha ne stress main complan ka consumption badha diya lagta hai... dimaag ki batti jali hui hai 😆

And I feel thoda Jasmeet ko bhi khila rahi hai, correct advise di BadhBoli ko....
but but but.. badhboliji is still busy doing... Oh Bull, come hit me 😲
So ab kya! Kuhu idhar Pregnancy Qaid main hai 😒

Aur udhar limelight main 100 watts ke bulb ki tarah glow karti Mishti Abir ki Qaid main hai 😉
In other news, Mishti itne chote shehar Rajkot main company lauta ne ka itna bada wada karke bhool gayi 😆 RedPear is still in Mishti's name... who would have thunk? 🤪
But hey, in Mishti's defense, she never got a chance to formally return it because couple days after Holi, she was stuck at the resort for 3 months and after that raat gayi baat gayi ho gayi... chance hi nahin mila na 😆
So Kuhu is going to rest at home in Kunal's company 😆
While maalik aur maalkin are going to the party representing Laal Nashpati 🥳🥳
Uff Mishtiiiiiiii!!!!
Kya Tichh lag rahi hai
Itni hot lagi ki.... our handsome Abir in black formals couldn't resist!!
And for the first time in the history of our show....drum rolls please.... shampoo inhaling chodd ke aimed straight for the Bulls Eye ☺️☺️
Butterflies after so long..... ❤️
And btw, today only in LU I posted my Kiss.mat edit and hoped for a surprise... and yeh lo! Today Abir aimed for Mishti's lipssssss 😳 Only if Mishti would co-operate 😲
Precap:
Naanu sent a car for..... bacche ki amma!
Nahin nahin Kuhu nahin... asli waaris ki asli amma 🤪
Kal toh modeling contract sign huva hi samjho 😆