Mina's AbhiGya Drabbles | updates p23-27 (drabbles from Jan/15)

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Someday I will add missing drabbles to this thread...but until then, feel free to read and comment on what's here :) 😳

Thank you for visiting!

So sometimes I get a bit crazy and write sloppy floppy things, mostly for the AbhiGya AT. A whole lot of them have built up so this will be the place to find them all together, and I will probably have more to add as the tracks get crazy and/or frustrating!

A drabble is usually defined as a 100-word story; these are not exactly drabbles, and many are mostly dialogue, but because I am lazy I am calling them all drabble...ish :P

Enjoy and please do like and comment!!


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INDEX FOR THIS THREAD:

AT 18-51
  1. 12 Sep/14 Oh Baby! (reactions to the TaBhi pregnancy spoiler) (PAGE 1)
  2. 03 Oct/14 Chashmish Tumne Yeh Kya Kiya?!
  3. 21 Oct/14 Indu Daasi Is A Detective Too
  4. 29 Oct/14 Abhigya on Honeymoon
  5. 29 Oct/14 School Days
  6. 01 Nov/14 "If I Got You Pregnant"
  7. 03 Nov/14 Closet Shenanigans
  8. 06 Nov/14 Fault (PAGE 2)
  9. 06 Nov/14 The Guitar Repair Guy
  10. 09 Nov/14 The Taming of the Rockstar
  11. 14 Nov/14 Sheet Shopping with AbhiGya
  12. 16 Nov/14 The Many Meanings of "Kya Kar Rahi Ho Tum!"
  13. 07 Nov/14 News (PAGE 5)
  14. 19 Nov/14 The Souvenir (PAGE 6)
  15. 27 Nov/14 Illustrated Drabble: The Prediction (PAGE 7)
  16. 10 Nov/14 Confidence (MMS track AU) (PAGE 9)
  17. 21 Nov/14 Song: "Inke Nishaani" (w/bonus English version - "Symbols of Him")
  18. 28 Nov/14 Song: "Kya Ho Raha Hai" (w/bonus English version - "What's Goin' On?")
  19. 21 Nov/14 Aashirwaad
  20. 27 Nov/14 A Shocking Discovery (Abhi finds Pragya on social media ;)
  21. 27 Nov/14 Celebrity Crush (PAGE 10)
  22. 29 Nov/14 Valentine's with Abhishek
  23. 30 Nov/14 Divorce? Over My Dead Body! (reaction to Nov 28 episode)
  24. 30 Nov/14 The Native Hue of Resolution (reaction to SurGya marriage promo) AT 54-63
  25. 05 Dec/14 Reciprocity (alternative to Nov 27 ep) (PAGE 14)
  26. 05 Dec/14 The Interview
  27. 05 Dec/14 I've Got A Friend In You (Suresh-Abhi friendship)
  28. 05 Dec/14 The Uses of Nutella
  29. 05 Dec/14 By Any Other Name (PAGE 15)
  30. 25 Dec/14 Fic Cookie: The Hookup - Trick or Sweet (PAGE 16)
  31. 25 Dec/14 BCL Bonding
  32. 08 Dec/14 Radical Alternative (SurGya wedding track) (PAGE 17)
  33. 09 Dec/14 Audition (SurGya wedding track) (PAGE 18)
  34. 05 Dec/14 One Mehra's As Good As Another - Or Better? (SurGya wedding track)
  35. 08 Dec/14 Illustrated Drabble: Dressed for the Occasion
  36. 12 Dec/14 Illustrated Drabble: Instagrets
  37. 15 Dec/14 First Time (RaBhiGya fun ;)
  38. 12 Dec/14 Nimmi's Gift
  39. 13 Dec/14 Just Like Snape
  40. 13 Dec/14 Texts from Biwi
  41. 10 Dec/14 The Worst of Us (PAGE 19)
  42. 09 Dec/14 Helping
  43. 24 Dec/14 Illustrated: Pragya Mehra's Guide to EyesexAT 64-65
  44. 26 Dec/14 Pragya's Proposal Methods
  45. 27 Dec/14 Photo Series: Abhi Discovers Pragya's Old Photos
  46. 29 Dec/14 Photo Series: Story Time with Bulbul
  47. 29 Dec/14 Photo Series: Abhi Discovers That Chashmish Has "A Past"
  48. 27 Dec/14 Supernova (New Year's Eve Party)
  49. 27 Dec/14 Noncompute
  50. 27 Dec/14 On Second Thought
  51. 28 Dec/14 Song: Slaps
  52. 28 Dec/14 Fic Cookie: The Black Anarkali - In the Car
  53. 27 Dec/14 AbhiGya: THE VIDEOGAME! (PAGE 20)
  54. 27 Dec/14 Illustrated: The Third Angle (RaBhiGya) AT 67
  55. 5 Jan/15 The Stranger (bi Abhi) (SUGGESTIVE)
  56. 5 Jan/15 The Explanation (love story)
  57. 6 Jan/15 Window Proposition
  58. 6 Jan/15 Desert Island Keepers AT 69-70
  59. 8 Jan/15 Don't Call Her Fuggy
  60. 8 Jan/15 The Tape Idea (SUGGESTIVE)
  61. 8 Jan/15 Sharmili
  62. 8 Jan/15 In The Closet (PAGE 21)
  63. 10 Jan/15 Tel Malish (Song Drabble on Sar Jo Takraye)
  64. 10 Jan/15 Uniform
  65. 10 Jan/15 Illustrated: Demonstration Request (with RaBul)
  66. 10 Jan/15 Sharing is Caring (Pragya crawls into Abhi's tank XD)
  67. 10 Jan/15 Illustrated: Butterfly Exercises
  68. 13 Jan/15 Impossible Situation (Abhi angst)
  69. 13 Jan/15 "But my parathas!" (SuBhi friendship fluff)
  70. 8 Jan/15 In the Shower (MATURE) (PAGE 22)
  71. 8 Jan/15 Winning (MATURE)
  72. 10 Jan/15 Mapping Tils (SUGGESTIVE)AT 71
  73. 14 Jan/15 The Secret (SUGGESTIVE)
  74. 14 Jan/15 The SariAT 72
  75. 15 Jan/15 Camping Honeymoon
  76. 16 Jan/15 AbhiGya on the French Coast (MATURE)AT 73
  77. 17 Jan/15 Illustrated Drabble: Wolfy EyesAT 74
  78. 19 Jan/15 Drabble-Style OS: Champu (AbhiGya secret baby) (PAGE 23)
  79. 20 Jan/15 The PH of Fashion
  80. 20 Jan/15 AbhiGya on Safari Tour
  81. 20 Jan/15 First Love
  82. 20 Jan/15 Saving Madam Chudail
  83. 20 Jan/15 Pragya's Problems (MATURE)
  84. 20 Jan/15 Abhi's Problems (MATURE)
  85. 20 Jan/15 The GameAT 75
  86. 21 Jan/15 Illustrated: A Matter of Time (PAGE 24)
  87. 21 Jan/15 Crack Drabble: Better than Sex Cake (Pranu friendship)
  88. 22 Jan/15 Born this Way (Pragya wonders where chudails come from)
  89. 22 Jan/15 Spirits (Abhi wins an argument) AT 76
  90. 22 Jan/15 Playing with Fire
  91. 23 Jan/15 Full Disclosure (Pragya explains a few things to Tanu's parents)
  92. 23 Jan/15 Fic Cookie - The Hookup: Addiction Anxiety
  93. 24 Jan/15 Drabblet: Nazar AT 77
  94. 26 Jan/15 Remedial Reading (PAGE 25)AT 78
  95. 27 Jan/15 Illustrated: Abhi's Married Confessions #1
  96. 27 Jan/15 Illustrated: Abhi's Married Confessions #2
  97. 27 Jan/15 Illustrated: Abhi's Married Confessions #3
  98. 28 Jan/15 Paperwork
  99. 28 Jan/15 Yellow
  100. 28 Jan/15 Locked Room
  101. 28 Jan/15 A Date to RememberAT 79
  102. 29 Jan/15 Mini-Khayal: Bossgiri in Bed (PAGE 26)
  103. 29 Jan/15 Mini-Khayal: Fuggy at the gym
  104. 30 Jan/15 Alohomora
  105. 30 Jan/15 Mutual Saviours AT 80
  106. 1 Feb/15 Mini-Khayal: Lattu Gunda-bros
  107. 2 Feb/15 Element of Surprise
  108. 2 Feb/15 Idea: Not-Sexting
  109. 2 Feb/15 Song Snippet: My Missing Fuggy AT 81
  110. 3 Feb/15 Illustrated Drabble: Normal People Flirting (PAGE 27)
  111. 4 Feb/15 AbhiGya Khayal Lists #1-3 (includes "Things AbhiGya Could Teach Each Other")
  112. 4 Feb/15 Mini-Khayal: Budiya Cheer-Squad AT 82
  113. 5 Feb/15 AbhiGya Khayal Lists #4-6
  114. 5 Feb/15 Rishtey
  115. 6 Feb/15 Hindi Lyric Drabblets
  116. 6 Feb/15 Brick Wall
  117. 6 Feb/15 Illustrated Drabble: Mina Interviews Abhi AT 83 etc
  118. pending (PAGE 28)
  119. pending
  120. etc

And if you're interested in longer, more coherent, arguably less insane reading - my proper KKB fics are all linked on my fic index :)
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Posted: 10 years ago
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[12 Sep/14]

A little crack ficlet originally posted in AbhiGya AT #18, also previously posted here at my KKB fic index 😊

With apologies for my Hindi!



Oh Baby!
(KKB Characters React to Latest Spoiler)
a crack ficlet/fun post by -mina-

tanu: SURPRISE hammare pyaar ki nishaani blah blah 🥳 😃

abhi: KYA but I am too young and rocking to be a father I am a rockstar A ROCKSTAR not a babydaddy 😵 🤢

pragya:
*smirks* love love happy love...saare raath machaayenge shor indeed...*rolls around laughing* 🤣

daadi mehra: yeh KYA ANARD ho gaya 😭

akaash: cool bro join the club 😎 👍🏼

sarla: chi chi chi chi chi chi chi 😒

rockstar daadi: kya hatta khatta jawaan hai humaara damad...cough syrup chahiye abhi beta? 😉

pragya: maybe i will knit booties for this lovechild. god knows if beakaal abhi or chudail tanu will remember to keep its feet warm.

aaliya: daadi main bua ban gaya, daadi main bua ban gaya...HEY WAIT. do not want. wth tanu don't you have any more responsibility how could you let bhai get so far with you i would never do this tsk tsk tsk. 🤔

purab: bhai baap baane waale hai! maybe it will make him more forgiving...i will be baby's chachu...or maybe phupha if aaliya takes me back...yes i will go back to aaliya, so bhai will let me have a role in baby's life...

bulbul: kya di what are we even doing here let's move to new zealand 😡

suresh: jaise chote bhai waise badi bhai i'm so sorry pragya

pragya: GUYS NO I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY. main stepmother banne waale hoon na. baby needs one responsible parent. woh bechaara masoom it doesn't know it's coming into the world due to its mother's chaal and its father's obliviousnessness. don't worry baby rockstar, choti ma will protect you!! 🤗

~ ⭐️ THE END ⭐️ ~



Disclaimer: This post was not intended to hurt anyone's feelings or offend anyone's sensibilities. It is just my wish for how the characters would react if Tanu were really pregnant. Hope you found it amusing!

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[October 3/14]

Originally posted here in a discussion thread about Abhi's habit of blaming Pragya for everything



"Chashmish, tumne yeh kya kiya?"
a drabble 😉

Abhi charged up the stairs of Mehra mansion, ignoring Robin's puzzled glance and Taiji's questions. He burst into his bedroom, and was savagely satisfied to find Pragya at her dresser, brushing her hair.

He grabbed her arm and pulled her up to face him. "Chashmish! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" he yelled.

Pragya shook free of his hold and backed away from him. She was not surprised that he was randomly shouting at her, as he had developed quite a habit of this in the short course of their misunderstanding-based marriage. Most days she just let him rant until he accidentally revealed whatever silly thing had confused him, and then he stopped yelling on his own and sheepishly went away. He never apologized, but for the next few hours he would avoid her, and then after that he would be unusually polite. But then something else would happen and the cycle would start again.

Pragya clucked her tongue. "Uff ho, what now rockstar? You tell me, what have I done?" she asked impatiently.

"You! You! Tanu is pregnant!" Abhi blurted.

Pragya raised her eyebrows. "Umm...congratulations?"

"This is not funny Chashmish! Why did you do this!"

"Why did I do what?"

"You did your black magic and now this gigantic mussibaat has come into our lives! Do you know what will happen if Daadi finds out!"

"Hey hey hey, wait one minute. You're blaming me? I had nothing to do with this!"

"It had to be you!"

"You're not making any sense. It couldn't possibly have been me. You do understand how babies are made, right?"

"Of course I do but I know that Tanu and I haven't done that in months, so it had to be you, you must have cast some spell, or maybe -"

"Do you seriously believe in magic?! All this time I thought it was another one of your outrageous jokes. Really!! There's no such thing as magic!"

"But there must be, otherwise how can there be this baby! I'm telling you Chashmish, I didn't do it, so it had to be you!"

"Who knows, maybe you did and you just don't remember? I don't know where you are at nights, you could be doing anything. If Tanu says it was you, it was probably you."

"Hey, what are you implying about Tanu! Tanu is not just my girlfriend, she is my old friend, alright? She's not going to trap me with someone else's baby. In fact that's more what you would do!"

"That's not fair! I said that Tanu's telling the truth naa!"

"Chashmish, I can't deal with this. If Daadi finds out that Tanu is going to have my baby, it will be a disaster. Undo your magic right now! Make her unpregnant!"

"Abhishek! What awful things you say. I can't do that. If you want that, see a doctor!"

"Why do you always have to cause problems in my life! Honestly Chashmish you -" Abhi's sentence was cut off as his phone started to beep. He quickly picked it up, and the message he read clearly filled him with relief.

"Oh thank God!" Abhi collapsed onto the bed. "It was a false alarm!"
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[21 Oct 14]

originally posted here in AbhiGya AT #30

i saw a prompt on OT3Prompts at tumblr - "Imagine your OTP trying to keep their relationship a secret but falling victim to the ladle trap" - and then i looked up the ladle trap, it basically means someone who suspects the relationship between two people hides an object in one person's bed, and then when that person complains they can't find the object, it's proof that they're actually sleeping in the other person's bed :P

i know it's silly to write a story like this for abhigya b/c they're already married so if they did have a physical relationship why hide it, but still, i couldn't resist :P




abhigya drabble: "indu daasi is a detective too"

"nahin nahin indu daasi she can't be pregnant, we don't have a relationship like that"


"ji daasi hum dono ek saath nahin sote. i'm very comfy on the sofa don't worry"


"oh really pragya beta, then how come you haven't found that bada chamcha i hid under the cushions"


😆
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[29 Oct/14]

originally posted here on AbhiGya AT #34



now i am imagining abhigya on honeymoon...not the bedroom part, but the touristing in exotic locales part...pragya wants to overtip all the serving people and go to the nature preserves, abhi wants to lie on the beach with his shades all day...pragya buys a new swimsuit and wishes she was daring enough for a bikini but abhi gets heart palpitations from her simple one piece...pragya finally drags abhi out to for a swim and then they get romantic away from the shore...but not too romantic because that's uncomfortable 😆 😳
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[29 Oct/14]

miths aka vivkriti gave the idea that A & P went to each other's schools and tried to recognize the other's childhood pictures!!

originally posted here on AbhiGya AT #34


SCHOOL DAYS

at pragya's school

a: i know, i know, you are this one! *points to girl with glasses and pig tails*
p: no
a: uhh...ok...this one? *points to chubby girl with glasses and braided hair*
p: nope
a: haayre chashmish you must be lying, these are the only girls with glasses
p: i am this one
a: chal jhooti!! no glasses! and this girl is so cute wow look at that smile
p: are you saying i am not cute anymore? because that is me!! i didn't get glasses until college.
a: *holds ears* okkk sorry meri maa you are queen of cuteness, khush??

at abhi's school
p: you are this one
a: how did you know!!
p: you're holding a soccer ball and wearing a muscle tee and you still have that exact same grin when you think you've won something
a: *stares at biwi in fascination and dismay*

😆
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[01 Nov/14]

some random dialogue I couldn't get out of my head; originally posted here on AbhiGya AT #35



"if i got you pregnant"

imagine that tanu tells abhi i'm pregnant, it's yours, i'll only keep it if you marry me
(whether she actually is or not is irrelevant b/c this is just about abhi's initial reaction - but since this is in my head, she's not really pregnant, it's just a chaal :P)
abhi is in turmoil, how to break it to daadi
he wants the baby but he's not sure about marrying tanu

so then without thinking he starts this conversation

a-what would you do if i got you pregnant
p-WHAT
a-just say hypothetically we...made a mistake and there was a consequence. and i told you i still didn't want to stay married to you?
p-really? you would still divorce me if we were going to have a baby? *shocked and disappointed*
a-just let's say hypothetically what would you do
p-i guess...i would go away and have my baby. i would hope you'd eventually get over yourself and try to have a relationship with the child but if you didn't want it i wouldn't force you to be involved.
a-but you would still have it
p-yes
a-you wouldn't want to get rid of it?
p-i don't think so...it would be my baby too and..i mean i don't know what i would really do but i don't think i'd want to get rid of it
a-even though i wouldn't be supporting you
p-i wouldn't need your support. i'd have my family and my job.
a-so basically you are saying that you would have my baby even though you don't love me and i wouldn't help you
p-hypothetically yes i would have MY baby even under these circumstances. you're not asking me to actually do this are you? *shocked and suspicious*
a-what? NO. i just...i'm just thinking about what happens when one parent wants the kid and the other doesn't
p-well that's not going to be a problem for us
a-right...*wanders away and thinks about the difference between tanu and pragya and still doesn't have any answers about what he will do now*
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[03 Nov/14]

ishaa aka -martinski- made me do it ;)

originally posted here on AbhiGya AT #36



CLOSET SHENANIGANS - a quick sketch in the life of happily married AbhiGya ;)

*abhigya are happily married after ~8 months of MUs and nonsense*

*abhigya have only been getting physical for a few weeks*

*it's festival time and abhigya are getting dressed in the closet...now they can be in it at the same time*

*abhi turns to pragya for help buttoning up his sherwani but pragya has other ideas*

*pragya starts to have her way with abhi amidst all the clothes*

*abhi is lattu*

*daadi arrives outside the closet* bahu!! abhi!! kiddhar gayab ho gaya? aren't you two ready yet?!

*abhigya freeze in chagrin*

*abhi whispers* what now chashmish what do we do

*pragya whispers* shhh if she doesn't hear us she will go away

*daadi comes closer to closet* pragya beta? do you need help with your sari? shall i come in?

*pragya calls out* N-NO-NO daadi!! i am coming! *facepalms* i mean, i will be done soon! *blushes* i mean, i don't need help daadi!

*daadi answers* ok but jaldi karo naa beta, i have this necklace for you, i will wait until you come out

*pragya stutters* no that's ok daadi!! you can just leave it! or i will find you in your room, 5 minutes pakka!

*abhi grumbles* what 5 minutes *irritable*

*pragya glares at abhi*

*daadi leaves*

*pragya scrambles off abhi* sorry rockstar g2g

*abhi is a sad mess* haaye this chashmish keeps finding new ways to punish me...pakka she told daadi to come at this time...haayeee
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[06 Nov/14]

an exchange that came to me after -Tia- (I think it was Tia...) suggested that maybe Abhi would blame Pragya for him not being free to marry Tanu now that she proposed to him...may one day continue this into a full fic, but probably not...

originally posted here at AbhiGya AT #39



FAULT

"And it's because of you that I can't marry her," Abhi concluded, favouring her with one of his familiar glares.

Pragya felt somehow like she was trembling, though her body was perfectly still. Suddenly it seemed impossible to answer him a normal voice. Disappointment and regret washed through her, closing her throat and bringing an annoying tide of tears to her eyes.

She blinked and forced those tears not to fall. Finally she managed to say in a low voice, "I didn't force you to marry me." Then she turned to walk away from him, unable to bear his presence for a moment longer.

"Hey!" He walked ahead of her and closed the bedroom door, putting his back to it so that she had no way out. "I'm not done talking to you, Chashmish."

She stepped away from him and crossed her arms, trying to find steadiness on her feet as her mind slid further and further into emotional chaos. "What is there left to say?" she replied emotionlessly. She didn't have any energy left in her to put up an angry or defensive front.

"You don't feel even a little bit bad. Because of you she's losing her career and has to live with loneliness. She deserves to have the world's respect as my wife, but I can't give that to her. You worked your magic on Daadi and now -"

"Right. Right. It's my fault she can't get work on her own talents. It's my fault she never tried to make a bond with Daadi. It's my fault you gave into Aaliya's stupid plotting for this revenge marriage. Everything is my fault, right? Then no, I don't feel bad. I'm not ashamed. She had her chance with you and she didn't take it. If she's changing her mind now, it's not because she really wants to be with you. It's because she's desperate and selfish. Do you think she really wants to be your wife, your life partner? Do you think she could ever understand, let alone handle, the responsibility of being a bahu in this family? Do you think she even cares that being your wife means learning to adjust to all your relatives, living here with them because you can't bear to be away from Daadi? Yes of course, it's all my fault."
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[06 Nov/14]

The AT got to talking about how great it would be if Abhi found out Pragya was the one who repaired his guitar before his big concert, just prior to the MMS track...here's one way it could have happened! Written before I saw the episode where Pragya goes to the repair guy's apartment rather than his shop :P

Originally posted here in AbhiGya AT #38


THE GUITAR REPAIR GUY

*abhi is fulminating about that shameless chashmish and her gandhi harkaat*

*chashmish had to pack her bags to visit sarla ma in ignominy*

*everybody knows abhi yelled at pragya for being cheap and phasaoing men and devaluing the sanctity of marriage and causing daadi to faint*

*daadi has bp complications that have nothing to do with pragya's supposed affair, but her health is variable and she can't speak up so everyone thinks it's because of pragya*

*aroras tried to defend pragya but mehras wouldn't listen*

*suresh hung around with a gaping mouth and said nothing useful because he was so shocked, doesn't the world understand he would never look at pragya that way and never intrude on someone else's marriage*

*circle back to abhi fulminating in lonely bedroom missing her like in previous separation track*

*abhi's phone rings*

*repair guy: hello mr mehra, we have the bill for your wife's repair, can you please forward the payment*

*abhi: what?*

*repair guy: the rush job on your guitar, your wife signed the receipt but we need your manager's authorization to finalize it. also tell me where to mail the invoice please, your wife didn't want to wait for it. waise, by the way she's really handy, she could be an accomplished technician in her spare time, did she learn from you?*

*abhi thinking: aalu is not my wife and tanu doesn't know how to do anything useful with her hands, so what the hell is repair guy saying. says to repair guy: what do you mean my wife?*

*repair guy: sir, mrs pragya mehra, she has signed the receipt, and she was at our shop last night helping to restring the guitar. waise sir, it was great doing business with her, we hope you were satisfied with our work*

*abhi remembers how guitar baby miraculously recovered and served him well at the concert. says to repair guy: uhh...yes...pragya mehra? my wife?*

*repair guy is starting to question rockstar abhi's sanity, wonders if he's been doing hard drugs at his concerts, feels bad because his wife is so seedhi saadhi and sweet, but what can you do, bade log toh aise hota hai. says to abhi: yes sir, your wife...*

*abhi is still confused: chashmish? i mean, chashme-pehenewaali? anarkali and long hair and sindoor?*

*repair guy wonders why rockstar abhi needs to describe his wife by her appearance, does he have some confusion about who she is, maybe he is a secret polygamist, oooh maybe he could sell this story to the gossip mags! but no that mrs. pragya was quite nice, he doesn't want to do that to her, and he wants to get more business from abhi. repair guy says: yes, sir, your wife, chashme-pehenewaali. she got your guitar fixed, i guess she didn't get a chance to tell you as she was not going with you. sir, do you have a business manager we can finalize this invoice with?*

*abhi says: yes yes talk to aakash here's his number...*

*repair guy says: pleasure doing business with you sir, next time please visit us with your wife*

*abhi says: uh...yeah*

*phone call ends...abhi wonders about chashmish...she fixed guitar baby, he owes her...but then the very next day she got busy with suresh in his bedroom, didn't she stay home on bahana to do just that? but then why did she go out of her way to fix guitar baby...and if she was up at late hours with the guitar guy, maybe that's why she was tired and sick the next day...waise who is this guitar guy, he sounded kind of young and overly appreciative of the chashmish, he better go to the shop himself next time and make sure no one is chance-maroing at his biwi...his biwi, damn it, now he has to go get her and unsay all those things...and daadi what about daadi...*

*abhi is consternated*

*abhi realizes eventually that chashmish will forgive him and all will be well...he won't even have to say sorry, he'll just indicate he knows about the guitar bill, and she will understand...now he has to go get her and see about daadi...and make sure that double battery stays the hell away from his house, he'll get a better tutor for bunty and babli*

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