Mina's AbhiGya Drabbles | updates p23-27 (drabbles from Jan/15) - Page 13

Aha mina these were fantastic!! I loved all of them especially the BCL one!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE CRICKET ONE!

The drabbles are all superb Mina di! Specially 'I've got a friend in you' like totally cracked me up! All the ideas are simply fab! I love your work! And looking forward for more!
*hugs* 😊

LOL SHABBIR 😆 I LOVE YOUR drabbles Mina

[8 Dec/14]

written before the pragya-suresh nonwedding actually happened on the show. originally posted on AT56 and also posted at the Chronicles of Rabhigya.

i was thinking about prags in this situation and how desperate it would feel. i don't see her as the type to turn to suicide/self-harm, so here's one radical alternative ;)

raghav = old friend of pragya

fox = aaliya

billi = tanu


RADICAL ALTERNATIVE

*day of prasu wedding arrives!*

*pragya gloomily submits to all dressing up, she has agreed to be a bride*

*everything is in place! abhi's paid off panditji is lighting the holy fire in the hall of mehra mansion itself*

*dulhe raja present and accounted for in beautiful golden white outfit given by brides' helpful ex-sasural! does not come riding in on a horse but the rockstar has promised a shiny new scooty as a wedding present so that will be nice*

*everyone gathered together, awaiting the bride coming down from the stairs*

*rockstar rubbing his hands in glee! today he will get his biwi back! and have fun putting on a big show for everybody! gonna be a red letter day! heyy maybe his biwi will give him red day kissies once it's all said and done! woohoo!*

*tick tock tick tock mahurat (holy hour) is passing away, where is the bride??*

*bride's biological family stands to the side looking miserable*

*aaliya tanu all smiles! billox for the win today! little do they know monkey baba abhi has stuffs going on...*

*rockstar gets impatient and yells -"HAAAYEEE, WHERE IS THE BRIDE? CHASHMISH, COME DOWN OR I WILL GET YOU MYSELF! Bulbul go fetch your sister"*

*Bulbul glares*

*Suresh mopes; he's only doing this because BB convinced him he ruined Pragya's life...*

*SUDDENLY A BEAUTIFUL VOICE IS HEARD*

*Don't worry rockstar, I am here!!!*

*everyone turns to the door - oh my god it's pragya!!*

*what a beautiful bride! but what's this?? she already has the phool maala and the tikka* and oh my god is that a new mangal sutra and fresh sindoor??!*

*SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG*

*rockstar's heart is in his throat!!*

*pragya steps into the house - wearing shoes, because this is not a griha pravesh after all! wrong location!*

*and...and...and...SOMEONE follows her in...*

*oh my god it's that sexy lumberjack underwear model guy - that old friend of hers - oh my goddd he's all dressed in black and gold and he's got the phool maala too oh my god! he's A GROOM!*

*what is happening!*

*pragya clears her throat as she approaches her once and former husband. "rockstar, sorry i didn't wait for your pandit, but you see raghav and my mahurat was an hour earlier than the one you set, so we just went to the mandir and got the job done!"*

*abhi opens and closes his mouth like a helpless fish - "whu -how -huh??"*

*pragya smiles and allows her new and present husband to pull her into a side-embrace in front of EVERYONE. "you see rockstar, very simple. you said i could only leave this house as a bride, that your only guarantee that i'd never re-enter your life was if i became someone else's ball and chain. well my love i'm all about doing what you want! only i couldn't marry suresh since he still has the hots for my sis. luckily raghav was available and willing!*

*pragya smiles up at raghav, he leans down and kisses her cheek, and grins at the crowd*

*pragya turns to wave at her mother. "hi maa! you remember raghav naa? you always said he was like a son to you and you wished your jamai would be like him? well now you can be happy right?!"

*sarla beams and comes up to give the new couple aashirwaad - "yes i am so happy! well done pragya shabaash! welcome my new betaji, raghav!!"*

*abhi having fits*

*suresh nearly hyperventilating in relief. bb takes pity on him and helps him calm down*

*billox watching with dropped mouths in the corner. waise they don't care as long as the behenji leaves, but damn it how did she get such a hot piece as that to marry her?!!*

*pragya addresses rockstar again - "well that's all darling, just wanted to show you the deed is done! now hubby and i are going to fiji, after which i will be moving to live with him in seattle! gonna be real busy rockstar, so just here to say goodbye and thanks for all the torture! it's been character building!"*

*pragya turns to leave, raghav has a proprietary arm around her waist*

*abhi snaps back to himself. "WHAT! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS CHASHMISH!*

*Everyone stares in shock*

*fox getting worried and billi getting scared*

*abhi pulls apart pragya and raghav and moves to punch the other man, but raghav is no suresh - he stops abhi's fist and holds him back, in one of those perfect tense dramatic moments where the combatants are evenly matched and equally hot..ahem...*

*abhi drops his hand and says roughly "you can't leave with my wife, bro. there's been a misunderstanding."*

*pragya scoffs "wife, what wife? our relation ended two days ago if you recall -"*

*abhi turns to her with wild desperation and disbelief in his eyes "no it didn't! that divorce petition was invalid! i didn't sign with my real name!*

*entire crowd says at once, WHAT?!!*

*rockstar falls to his knees in front of chashmish and takes hold of her hands. oh god when did she have time to have mehendi done?? there had better not be an S or an R hidden in there somewhere! augh! but he's getting distracted*

*abhi says - "chashmish! it was all a plan!! i was never gonna make you marry suresh and i was never gonna let you divorce me! i just wanted to -"*

*pragya pulls her hands away - "sorry rockstar, maybe you can explain this to me later? our flight to fiji is soon, we have to get to the airport."*

*abhi sputters - "what what you're not going on a honeymoon with him! no way no how don't you dare think that -*

*pragya pulls off her phool maala and other bridal trappings - "no babe it's not a honeymoon, just a long needed beach vacation! we'll talk when i get back ok!"*

*Everyone confused, has pragya become so shamelesss...??*

*abhi tries to grab chashmish again but she makes like a butterfly and flutters towards the door, meanwhile raghav has her back so abhi can't get his hands on her, what is this awful topsy turvy world he's stuck in all of a sudden!*

*pragya calls out to her maa - "maa sorry i lied to you, it was part of the natak. i think you're stuck with the buddhu rockstar as your jamai after all but we'll see about all that later!! bye now!*

*Sarla nods and BB yells out "bye di have fun!" and suresh adds "raghav take care of her!"*

*fox is contemplating the merits of moving to sweden and pretending like she's never heard of anyone named mehra; billi cannot process what is happening - behenji is about to go on a tropical vacation with a hot guy she didn't actually marry, and meanwhile she's talking about coming back to abhi's life?!! billi's sad brain is melting!*

*abhi tries again to stop this madness, but pragya is hell bent on her beach vacation and she won't listen to any explanations or excuses until she's back. holy high heaven did she just tell raghav that she packed a bikini?! nooo what is happening*

*can abhi survive two weeks of wondering exactly how many benefits pragya's and raghav's friendship has? oh why oh why did he ever think this shaadi nautanki was a good idea! uff ho pakka from now on he is only going to let chashmish plan the nataks!! 😭*

THE END (FINALLY 😳)


*i dunno if tikka is applied to brides? ahh sorry i was just looking for a symbol other than the flowers :P

[9 Dec/14]

written before the pragya-suresh nonwedding happened on the show. originally posted at AT 56

warning...this gets a bit cracky 😆


AUDITION

*prasu wedding day arrives, all assembled in mehra mansion*

*just as prasu are about to take the pheras abhi jumps up and calls a halt to the proceedings*

*abhi has a 10 min dramatic monologue wherein he presents the proof of pragya's innocence, berates and disowns aaliya and tanu, declares his love for his biwi, and thanks suresh for being a good sport*

*everyone in stunned silence*

*pragya boiling with anger and disbelief but then one strong impulse overcomes her, she steps forward and gives him one fierce slap on the cheek!*

*abhi dramatically puts his hand to his cheek, but then he grins and pulls pragya forward and kisses her! dips her down half to the ground, american filmy style!*

*suddenly a voice from the top of the stairs yells CUT CUT CUT END SCENE!!!*

*abhi gently lets pragya go, but sees her knees buckling and her face glazed, so he keeps hold of her to support her. also he likes having his biwi in his arms*

*person who called from the top of the stairs comes down...OH MY GOD ITS QUENTIN TARANTINO!!!!*

*Quentin Tarantino says - Abhi, that was a fantastic screen test!! This reality film you've enacted over the last few days has truly shown your range as an actor. You are absolutely hired as my next leading man!*

*Abhi smiles -and declares - "really! thank you sir! you won't regret this! oh i'm so excited!" - he picks up Pragya and spins her around! and kisses her again!*

*everyone is stuck watching them kiss for awhile, but eventually BB gets annoyed of the scene and interrupts them. she taps Abhi's shoulder and says "oh hello, jiju! we are waiting for an explanation here!"*

*abhi delivers a 5 minute monologue explaining that he had a long serious look at his career and in his opinion he's gone as far as he can as a rockstar. it's time to explore new avenues, and since acting is his true love - after pragya - and he's so damn good at it, why not!! he found out the mms was a fake on the same day pragya asked for a divorce, just after he did that mean thing of almost kissing her (he looks at pragya then and says sorry baby, i promise i'll make up for it, i didn't mean it, you know how i get when i'm hurt; pragya rolls her eyes, she doesn't want to forgive that but if he's going to be a hollywood star then she's gotta recalculate what life with him will look like, she's busy thinking about that) - and yeah basically one thing led to another and he arranged this whole week as a screen test for the famous American movie director! cameras have been following him as he grandstanded for the family, taunted Pragya, pretended to celebrate with Taaliyah, bullied/romanced Suresh, played the fool for the Aroras, etc etc etc! and now it has all worked and the rockstar is gonna become a rock supernova!!*

*everyone amazed and impressed, except taaliyah, they have burnt into ashes on the ground, immolated in the flames of their own hateful regret...an ugly scene let me tell you. robin's out on personal development so poor ramu kaka gonna have to clean it all! well, mithali will have to help, now that her truth is out her punishment is to do all kinds of ghar ka kaam (housework), the worst thing ever imaginable for her!*

*quentin tarantino backs up abhi's story and further indicates that they can sign a big time movie deal. abhi sends aakash to work that out and explains to quentin tarantino that he's all ready to get started on his first film inglorious kaminey reservoir fictions of mumbai in just a week, but in the meantime he's got some biwi-manaoing to do! quentin tarantino agrees because he knows abhi's gonna make him mega money and do beautiful art! all is well!!*

THE END

[5 Dec/14]

written before the pragya-suresh nonwedding happened on the show. originally posted at AT 54.


ONE MEHRA'S AS GOOD AS ANOTHER...OR BETTER?

*abhi rambles on about how ladki must never return to her maayka, now she's single again but her next bidaai will be from mehra mansion only*

*indu daasi jumps in: BILKUL SAHI KAHA BETA TUNE! you are exactly right my dear! lekin Suresh kyun, uss se bahut accha dulha hamaare paas hain!! kyun didi?! but why Suresh, we have a much better groom ourselves! right, sister swarni??!*

*abhi's mouth dropped open in shock, pragya watching in confusion with mixed feelings*

*swarni daasi supports the idea: hanh hanh hain!! dekhao pragya ko photo dekhao!! yes yes we have! show pragya the photo now!*

*indu daasi runs to pragya with her phone: pragya puttar, this is my grand-nephew, he is 3 years older than you, never married, teaches at columbia university in new york, i think you will get along, what do you think?*

*pragya looks at photo of abhi's SUPER HOT distant cousin and bursts out laughing. ohh daasi!! yes yes yes!! but will he want to marry me?*

*indu daasi: yes my dear!! and we can have him here in two days! he was going to fly down anyway and i know he will love you!*

*pragya: ok! maybe i can skype with him now??*

*both daasis: ok!! let's go!*

*pragya swept off to make virtual acquaintance of her would-be husband*

*abhi left standing on the stairs in shock and tears because what just happened!!*

*taaliyah relieved...behenji will be gone soon still! thank heavens!!*

*pragya thinking new hot hubby, plus he lives in new york, if i don't like him i can just leave and move to LA, i've always wanted to go to cali. yay life looking up!!*

[8 Dec/14]

a bit of gif-inspired randomness, originally posted on AT#55 somewhere...

DB = Double Battery


http://i.minus.com/iTXMgFLIVdM9H.gif

DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION

[12 Dec/14]

pic from sriti's instagram. originally posted at AT 58. also posted at The Chronicles of Rabhigya


INSTAGRETS




abhi's thoughts on seeing this picture (tweeted/insta'd by pragya to her followers; abhi is not officially one but he stalks her and she doesn't know that he looks at her social media 😛)
chasmish wearing a tanktop, chashmish wearing aviators, chashmish smiling, chashmish in the sun, somebody hanging around behind chashmish with a camera [is it that kaminey raghav 😡] WHY OH WHY did i tell her i didn't want to go on her trek with her, i didn't know THIS is what i'd be missing 😭