Mina's AbhiGya Drabbles | updates p23-27 (drabbles from Jan/15) - Page 19

[23 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 76
HOOKUP COOKIE

(i don't think this is gonna be in the story at all so :P)

[24 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 76

DRABBLET: nazar

*imagining somebro telling abhi all about how sexy pragya looks - her slim waist, her curved hips, her loose hair, her sweet cleavage, her glowing skin, her tricky smile, her dark eyes*
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[26 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 77. With inspiration from Donny and a mean mood 😆

Drabble: Remedial Reading

[27 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78

MARRIED MOMENTS
confessions by abhi mehra

OMG ONE TIME!!

ONE TIME!!

one time my biwi fuggy said

she said

SHE SAID

that the sherwani i was wearing made me look like a double battery!

i was like...



ARE YOUR EYES WORKING FUGGY ARE THEY???

lol they were

turns out naughty fuggy just wanted to get me sherwani-less, if you know what I mean 😃

[27 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78.

MARRIED MOMENTS
confessions by abhi mehra

OMG my Fuggy scares me so much sometimes!

We were in bed you know, fuggy-rockstar special time

And suddenly I heard this THUMPING and THUDDING like rhythmic kind, really loud

And I started to freak out so I examined my fuggy




LIKE FUGGY ARE YOU HAVING A HEART ATTACK

omg! and she got so mad! she was like "why did you stop go back to what you are doing i'm not having a heart attack but i will attack you if you don't finish what you started!!"

so like yeah her heart was beating double time, but it wasn't palpitations, if you know what I mean!

[27 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78

MARRIED MOMENTS
confessions by abhi mehra

SOMETIMES MY FUGGY DOESN'T TALK LIKE A FUGGY

she has this inner besharmi queen! she says the darndest things!

lol NO i will not tell you what, that's private

yes YES these are confessions but it's not a tell all! jeez read the fine print why don't you!

anyway so when my fuggy says certain things




i take off her glasses and check her eyes

THE EYES WILL ALWAYS TELL

if you know what i mean!

[28 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78

DRABBLE: Paperwork

A: Fuggy. Fuggy, I'm marrying Tanu.

P: W--what? Say that again? No! No don't ever say it!

A: Haaye calm down why are you so upset

P: Because - because -b-b-because you're divorcing me!

A: WHAT? Now when did I say that Fuggy, I never said that, don't put words in my mouth. I only said I'm marrying Tanu.

P: Well you need to divorce me do that d-don't you!

A: Who says?

P: What do you mean who says! That's how it works! If you want a nayi biwi you have to get rid of your old biwi!

A: What??? I don't want a nayi biwi, you're my biwi.

P: But you're marrying Tanu!

A: That doesn't make her my biwi.

P: What does it make her?

A: Married to me.

P: You - you - this is all a joke right? You just wanted to make Fuggy explode, that's why you're saying all this nonsense?

A: Kya Fuggy I thought you'd be happy for me. Marriage is a happy occasion!

P: ...You know what, I don't think it is, if you're involved.

A: What's that supposed to mean?

P: You're really bad at marriage.

A: No I'm not!

P: Yes you are! I get to be the judge of that, because I'm the only one married to you.

A: Well you can compare notes with Tanu after -

P: Hellooo? You do realize you can't be married to both of us at once?

A: Haaye! Sure I can, I am superman!

P: No you're not, you don't even have the red chaddi.

A: No but I have super strength and super stamina, I can handle two marriages.

P: ...Abhi...what do you think getting married means?

A: It means playing dress up and doing those pheres. And then Tanu gets to live with me.

P: You understand it's a legal contract too right?

A: Legal contract what legal contract

P: That's why you have to sign the papers

A: Papers what papers

P: Remember you had to sign papers after our wedding ceremony, to register the marriage. It's why we had to sign and file papers for the divorce too.

A: OMG! Is that what all that was? I so wasn't listening, I thought people just wanted my autographs.

P: Ufff!!!

A: Hmm so I guess I'm not marrying Tanu after all. Not if there's something about legal papers, I can't deal with the headache.

P: Are you...are you serious?

A: All these months and you don't even know your own husband's name and nature? Maybe you're bad at marriage! Of course I'm not serious, I'm Abhi!

P: *stares at him in disbelief* *slowly starts to smile* *hugs him for being himself and because at least until he gets over his boredom with legal papers, she's still his wife, so take that chudail!*

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[28 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78

DRABBLE: YELLOW

A: Fuggy, these are for you!

P: OMG YOU BROUGHT ME FLOWERS! My pati brought me flowers eee!!

A: Calm down Fuggy you'll make the whole restaurant stare at us! We don't want to be bothered by press on our special night out, remember?

P: FLOWERS FOR MY SPECIAL NIGHT OUT HAYEEE. Ooh such pretty yellow fl - wait, YELLOW flowers?

A: Fuggy pleeease stop shouting

P: YELLOW FLOWERS, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

A: I just wanted to something nice for you -

P: (still yelling) one does not get one's wife YELLOW flowers! ROCKSTAR how do you not know that! how does your assistant not know that! how does your FLORIST not know that!

A: I don't get it, what's wrong with yellow flowers!! Phoolon for my fool, that's all I wanted to give!

P: BUT NOT YELLOW ONES

A: Why, are you allergic to yellow or something?

P: Yellow flowers are for FRIENDSHIP! they're for congratulations and consolation! you give them to your workmates or your sick grandmother -

A: Hey hey my grandmother is not sick don't say such ominous things -

P: You do not give them to your WIFE

A: okkk!! I'M SORRY Fuggy I'm sorry! next time I'll buy who a whole room full of...red and pink roses, will that do?

P: WITHOUT thorns.

A: Of course without thorns.

P: No, I know you, you would think it would be funny if I got pricked by thorns.

A: Well it would be a little funny -

P: I am going to ask the chef to cook these flowers for your dinner instead of that steak you wanted to order. It's your punishment for getting me YELLOW flowers.

A: But, Fuggy -

P: And next time get a smarter florist! You don't even know the damage you could do if you get your flower language wrong!

A: Flower language? That's not a thing Fuggy, you just made that up. Only you would think flowers could be a language.

P: Well then you better be careful about what your flowers say to me!

A: Fuggyyy I just wanted to give you something nice!

P: Next time just give me a smile. A nice honest smile.

A: Really! That's all you want!

P: And the room full of roses. Without thorns.

A: Ok -

P: And a library.

A: What? How can I -

P: And -

*P continues her list*

*A tries to interrupt, but she keeps going, so he just sighs and tries to make a mental list, and promises that he's gonna tell his florist not to ever stock a single yellow flower again - haaaye how costly this simple bouquet will turn out to be!*

[28 Jan/15]

originally posted in AT 78

LOCKED ROOM


*aalu rehabilitates*

*aalu and bulbul join forces to get abhigya together*

*aalu and bulbul lock them in a room together and throw away the key*

*rockstar and chashmish argue and nok jhok and try to break out, but then they tumble into an eyelock*

*lol the eyelock never ends, they are truly LOST in each other*

*next morning alibul open the door and see abhigya sleeping on top of each other, pragsy's head on abhi's chest*

*alibul are excited and congratulating themselves but then they realize that abhigya are still fully clothed*

*alibul wake up abhigya*

*abhigya spring apart*

*alibul shamelessly interrogate abhigya and are disappointed to find out that they literally did nothing but look into each other's eyes overnight - because what the heck else were they gonna do in a locked room, you know!*

*mina dies laughing*

THE END

[28 Jan/15]

prompted by ishaa; originally posted in AT 78; also posted at the Chronicles of RaBhiGya

A DATE TO REMEMBER

abhi takes pragsy on "date", tells her taabhi marriage date is set, she is devastated

but instead of blaming him or getting angry or crying, she just sadly accepts it and says she won't cause a fight, they go back home quietly and for next few days they live as normal, she doesn't talk to him and she pretends to be happy for daadi and all family, meanwhile he's supposed to be planning how to deal with daadi and sarla and all

so yeah for few days pragya is quiet, keeps to herself, but tries to be his friend, and he is grateful about it so he doesn't get angry on her and he teases her a bit less, and yeah they're kind of friends

abhi feels bad he did this to her and he's stressed about how he can break it to daadi and how aroras will be upset about everything, but also he's a bit relieved, this chapter will finally be closed and he can move back to normal life and have tanu where she belongs

he's not spending much time with tanu though, she's busy with her parents and shopping and whatever, and he's too preoccupied with his thoughts and planning

tanu's parents leave and that night she feels lonely and moody so she demands that abhi take her out for dinner

abhi doesn't really want to, but daadi/daasi's are not on his case that day, he doesn't have any real problems to deal with, so he gets ready and goes

when he leaves pragya is just on the sofa with a book, she noticed him spritzing his cologne and all that but she only said "yeah, you have fun, maybe bring me a slice of cheesecake" and he left with a small smile or whatever

so taabhi get to the restaurant and they have their dinner and abhi's remembering he has to take home a piece of dessert for fuggy - if tanu complains he'll say it's for indu daasi - actually maybe he should get some for daasi too, maybe he should see if the restaurant will sell him a whole cheesecake...

tanu is blabbering on about wedding shopping and venues and who they'll invite and what kind of media deals they can get and maybe they can get a sponsor to pay for their honeymoon and all this stuff, abhi is not too interested, he's thinking about if daadi's health declines then he can't take a long trip, stuff like that

then all of a sudden the owner of the restaurant rushes by - earlier he had visited taabhi to make sure everything was good with them, gave special attention etc etc

abhi's eyes follow the rushing guy and he sees he's gone to meet a special guest at the door and is leading them to a nice table - abhi thought he had the best table but turns out there actually is a better one

and omg! the new guests! some guy in a suit! and FUGGY!! FUGGY IN HER WHITE SARI!! CAPTAIN FUGGY SARI!!

and like yeah raghya are there to have dinner, raghav came to town suddenly and did zidd that prags had to come out with him and dress up a bit because the the restaurant is nice, prags just grabs the most recent party outfit she had because she doesn't really care, but she wanted to enjoy the short visit with raghav

prags doesn't realize taabhi is there and she gets cozy comfortable with raghav, laughing chatting etc

they get dessert before dinner and abhi is scandalized that they're sharing cheesecake!

and etc etc abhi getting annoyed and confused

eventually dinner wraps up and everyone getting ready to leave

taabhi and raghya collide, words are exchanged

abhi ends up taking pragsy's arm and says they'll go home together, say bye to raghav here, and tanu too will have to go home on her own - when tanu throws a fit abhi fakes a message about daadi's health and says they have to rush, then even pragya too gets totally serious and wants to go home with abhi right away

and yeah on the way home abhi is interrogating pragsy about who is this raghav etc etc, and he's not impressed with her "just a friend" answer, meanwhile pragsy is worried sick about daadi

and finally abhi tells her daadi's fine, he just wanted to get away

and prags scolds him for saying bad things about daadi, heaven forbid etc etc

and abhi is not really caring, still thinking about the "just friends" issue

and he asks her "what, like how i'm you're friend!"

and then tension and eyelock and pragsy eventually quietly admitting no, it's not like that at all

and and I dunno what happens next! this was supposed to be a short idea summary and it turned into almost an OS 😆 but yah yah stuff happens, raghav as catalyst for abhi to rethink whether he's really ready to let pragya out of his life, etc etc 😛

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