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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to...

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a...

In case you need proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears

hey guys hope u vote for this poll!!!!

i said tell me some jokes, i will tell u one i called ur m8t a gay he smacked me with his purse!(lol)

God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me

Hey everyone I sometimes come here to read jokes but I hardly comment in this section but today here I am with a few jokes to share with you

Hi All, Look into this first . . . 1) Fold a $20 bill in half... 2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below 3) Fold the other

Sachin's wife : Can you go to the market please? Sachin : I've lost the World Cup so I'm not sure if the public will respect me. Wife : It's ok,...

One from me: Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar ?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank...

Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed: Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day. * Pick a rose * Spot the

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want...

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife???: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or...

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy

Read this true story... and let everybody you know in and around Delhi, especially Gurgaon know this....... My friend lives in Delhi ... One day...

1) Kash…….. India se Pakistan alag na hota, toh Pakistan se Bangladesh na alag hota… aur…. India Bangladesh ka match na hota, aur India ka

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don't you ever see the

just read the slam book of BRUCE LEE 1. Favorite vegetable * Mu Lee 2. Favourite Lunch * Tha Lee 3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee

Stuck On The Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have...

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Stupid Jokes on Men: What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women" What's the difference between men and government...

CHILDREN If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Lady drinking coke, machhar falls

1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college. 2).Rules are...

Plz don't read this…. Nahi to ho jayega……… Kya???? Arre wahi …… jis se hum sab darte hai . ...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of...

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? When you're...