Sachin : I've lost the World Cup so I'm not sure if the public will respect me.
Wife : It's ok, wear my saree and people will recognise you as some lady........
Sachin wears his wife's saree and enters the market. While shopping, a lady near him smiles at him and asks "Hi Sachin, how are you?"
Sachin is shocked because he thought no one would recognise him.
Sachin : How do you know it's me?
Lady : Hi ya, it's me Dravid!!