Jokes Forum - Page 90

Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know?...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done Catch new Bakra Again...

100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of...

Hello 2 u all. This is the first time i'm posting a topic n didn't no where to put it. I came across this a few days ago n wanted to share

************************************************** ******** "We should always call Daddy, Dad and Mummy, Mom" teacher said. "Then I will call...

Man Gives Up On Women April 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USA Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up...

Thanks to my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004 and 2005. It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! I'm

MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify

Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him...

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man...

Accident Reports Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The combination of the finger...

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)...

Can people really be this stupid? 1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12...

During my years working in IT support, I have become more and more interested in the many types of people who call IT help desks. Like a

You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory... Q. How's your job at the clock company? A. Only...

SMILES Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. For every...

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future

HOW TO CATCH A LION Newton 's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. ...

Sardarji Jokes: A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of

There was a little "incident" at your house today while you were gone. Please allow me to explain: I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping...

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end... He said... Want a quickie? She said...

The ski season is finally here. This list of exercises will help you get ready... - Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the...

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's...