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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office. " What can I do for you, Mr Tortoise?" asked the psychiatrist.
"I'm terribly shy, doctor," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that."
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
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Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain."Quick," said one fish to the other,"let's swim under that bridge otherwise we'll get wet!"
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a vampire?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot.
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For smoking in bed.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
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The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office. " What can I do for you, Mr Tortoise?" asked the psychiatrist.
"I'm terribly shy, doctor," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that."
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
😆😆😆
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain."Quick," said one fish to the other,"let's swim under that bridge otherwise we'll get wet!"
😆😆😆
What do you get if you cross an owl with a vampire?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot.
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