for those who have kids/will have them!

CHILDREN

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they
haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising
children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for
you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their
young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your
own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting
in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one
day.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE
ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM
CHILDREN"!!!!!

😆 Frankly, I was a very nice, sweet, kid 😳

great one believe it when i was reading it i felt i am at my own home 😆

great one believe it when i was reading it i felt i am at my own home 😆

Originally posted by: orms

😆 Frankly, I was a very nice, sweet, kid 😳

Lmao, that was sooo funny, thnxs preets😆

And Kevin, you was a flirty nice sweet kid, and you still are.😆😳 (a kid)

the first one is so true the little rascals