This generation and the old generation!

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*dels*

@*dels*

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Posted: 18 years ago

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Yaar is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge !! 😳

Edited by *dels* - 18 years ago

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Sumra

@Shazia_haya

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Posted: 18 years ago

the 3rd n 4th were the best ones...lolz...

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naam mein kya hai Jaani!!!

@Kiran.

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: *dels*

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

😆

too good🤣

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard🤣

Can't stop laughing🤣