stupid jokes on men....hilarious! =)

Stupid Jokes on Men:

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"😆

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

What's the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better

What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"

Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it

Why did God create man?
He needed to practice


1. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
   When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions

wow...yyar..rly cracked me up... 😆

true matie, men ohhhh useless 😡

hahha these are soo true~!

they are so not funny 😡 😡 😡

they are really even if they take a pot shot at men

hahahaha 😆 😆 😆
dats soo true.....!!