Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Someday u may lose ur hair..
u may lose ur teeth,
ur money & even ur mind.
But there is 1 thing u will never lose...
n that is ur gOoD lOoKs!
coz...
u cant lose what u never had!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
once sardar calls his wife n said: main aj gher nai aa sakda car da stering te dash board chori ho gaya hai....
after sometime he called again n said: main aa raya aan pehly main peechli seat te beh gaya si
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
aapne mujhe dekha
fir se dekha
ek aur baar dekha
dekhte hi rahe
fir kya...mujhe toh tumhe bhikh deni hi padi
Meri Yaad Aey Yaad Karo.
Zyada Aey SMS Karo.
Usey Zyada Aey Phone karo.
Usey Bhi Zyada Aey Tu Milo.
Ager Usey Bhi Zyada Aye Tu...
Plz... Jhoot bolna band karo?
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Tabiyat Theek nahi thi, 1 Baba ko dikhaya,
Baba ne kaha: Tum per Bhoot ka Saya hai.
Kisi Shetaan ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge
Aap ko sms kartey hi acha Feel ho raha hia:P
In this Cruel world it is difficult to find friend with.
Beautiful Heart....
Pure feelings.........
Attractive Personality...........
and
Stylish Looks
So kadar karo meri
Good Relations doesn't need any promises,
any term or conditions.
It just need two wonderful people,
one cool man like me and one sweetest like your girlfriend...
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...(wah wah)
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...*
*Subah uthke balance dekha
to waat lag gayi.*
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
Boy says 2 girl:
tute dil se pyar karogai ya dil tutne tak pyar karogai.
Girl says 2 boy:
tuti chappal se pite ga ya chappal tutne taq pitega.
lady to doctor;mera beeta motorcycle say gir gaya hai.
dr;mujhy urdu nahi ati english main baat kejiay;
lady;my londa gironda from hero honda.
Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai,
kharcha karo o bolegi: Darling I Love You,
Na karo to bolegi: Brother who are you???
(2) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
(3) Santa-yaar ladk ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
(6) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-Fir kya fayda.......rehne do....!!
(7) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi."
I think its enough for now
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
