Jokes Forum - Page 88

1. First cat: How did you get on in the milk-drinking contest? Second cat: Oh, I won by six laps! 2. Sign in shop window: FOR SALE Pedigree...

Its amazing what effect temperature has on things... 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe). 50...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well,...

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the

See how many of these puzzles you can figure out, then look for the answers in the right side windows... 1

If people says you are crazy, be patient. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart,

Teacher: Why are you late? Manu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher:

Carrying her newborn in her arms, Joan got on the bus. The driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Joan slammed her money into the...

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the...

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*One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. * *It was a romantic full moon, when

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells

Inside the Class : * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Hiya Friends..x Please post all *Knock Knock* Jokes in this Thread.

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50....

# Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. # Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. "If you run, you'll...

It's All Relative - (Author: Viji Raghunathan) Grandmother was pretending to be lost in prayer, but her prayer-beads were spinning at top speed....

Knock Knock Who's there? Howie! Howie who! I'm fine, how are you!

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went...

This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that...

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A....

There's nothing more satisfying than a well planned and executed practical joke on your best buddy. Just the sheer simplicity of a...

hey every1!!! i found dis old picture of amitabh bachan(Big B) sooo i tried 2 figure out which o ne is amitabh but nooooooooooooo i...

Kyon chalti hai pawan, Varying pressure zone formation. Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution. Kyon machalta hai mann, Problems

Hiya Friends, Please post all School jokes in this Topic..x Fnc0o0o...x Luv Min@1i..[x]

Hi Friends!!! I wish to share some jokes ans sms : GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll...