1)
Kash……..
India se Pakistan alag na hota,
toh Pakistan se Bangladesh na alag hota…
aur….
India Bangladesh ka match na hota,
aur India ka muh kaala na hota………..
2)
Entire resposibility of India's loss in last match in worldcup goes to Indira Gandhi! How?
It was she who created Bangladesh.
3)
Sehwag ko mayur Pehnao;
Sachin ko pepsi pilao
Dhoni ko Brylcream Lagwao;
Dravid main Castrol bharwao
Yuvraj ko malai maar ke lassi pilao
Lekin ye sallo ko cricket mat kilwao
4)
Someone has kidnapped the indian cricket indian team and demanding 50 crore rupees..or they will burn them using kerosene. Please contribute...
I have donated 12 litres
5)
Hu ha India vaapas aa raha hain
India donate your shoes and chappals….
Sab haar banane mein busy hai…
Aap bhi ready ho jaiye.
6)
you are cordially invited
to attend the Mundan Ceremony
of Indian Cricket Team at India Gate.
Please bring ur chappals & eggs with u.
Send this message to every Indian.
