Jokes Forum - Page 84

AJIT: Robert, 'Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai' ko English main kis tarah kahoge? Robert: Boss maloom nahin. AJIT: Are Bewakoof itna

The night was dark, The moon was high, I stopped my car, she asked me why, i came close to her, she felt shy, i went near her, i wanted to say...

famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream" and "marriage is an alarm clock." so have a sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes you up!...

hi guys...am here with a new contest....al u have 2 do is send me jokes....5 or less/persons....den v can have voting...the joke with most votes...

Q: Why did the man freeze his money?? A: He wanted cold, hard cash!

Diary of a Young Wife Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and

Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that! Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:

Q:) Why did the santa sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........ Man: Santa where were u born? Santa:...

The salary thoerem . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad - Baaki...

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Bhakt: Bhagwaan................. Mujhe dard de, Dukh de, Tension de, Mujhe barbaad kar de, Mere peeche bhoot laga de... * * ...

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo...

How can Santa Kill a Lion? Santa thinks N thinks hard comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Only for HOT Girls 'n' Guys *ARE YOU HOT?* If you are **HOT**........then scroll down... . . . . . . .

Me:Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long. Reply my friend : Yes, they are. I've been running away

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's...

MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. --- Teacher...

An Intelligent Proposal He tuk d gal along wid him on a boat at d middle of river sed 'Love me or leave the boat.' Y does a man fall in

I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next...

"IF L a ug ht er C h al le ng e" Hi friends….. Welcome to IF's 1 st Laughter Challenge..... I hope u all know wat that...

A beggar-" Oh sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

A TC in a train collects fine from girls... he collects Rs.300 from a girl- she was wearing sleeveless. from 2nd girl he collects

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave? Student: Yes, Sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? Student: Yes, Sir, but

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother said, "I've found a man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me,

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says

Thsi is also from a site but not really (very) funny....but just read it..... You know that book "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"?...

Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain. Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain, Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi, jis...