collecting tickets..

Once Bholajee was asked to perform the duty of Bus-Conductor/ticket collector as well as of driver.
He accepted both the duties and started performing both the duties.

Once Bholajee's bus gets involved in an accident, and so the police start their investigation with Bholajee.
When Bholajee was asked how the accident happened?
He replied that "mujhe kya pata main to pichlay hissay main khara hua ticket le raha tha" (I don't know how it happened I was busy in the back collecting tickets)