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Mubarak ho..

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Dad: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek
bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Santaji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Santa - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

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Posted: 18 years ago
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the second one:had heard it...
the first one:stupid son... 😆

[n]priya

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