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That Cow is a Lovely Colour

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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🤣🤣
both r too gud

priya

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol...the second one followed the legend 'ladies first'

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 omg!!!!hillarious 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Love the second one 😆 😆 The student is clever than the teacher! 😆

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