(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
5) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
6) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Ni
7) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
8) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
9) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
10) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
11) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
12) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
13) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
14)Great... Su Pah
If u didnt get it:
1) sumthing wrong
2)who u hating
3)Come here now
4) Tiny Pony
5)Why you so tan
6)I bang my knee
7)Chin too fat
8)Why so dim
9)Why you munching
10)No Parking
11) Laying low
12)washing car
13) you stinky poo
14)super