Jokes Forum - Page 76

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste...

Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you

A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner...

A famous heart specialist doctor died and it's his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished...

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used............ Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.... What is the thinnest book in...

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? Man: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke Programmer no 1 Java Wale...

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you...

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows. Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

may god increarses ur happiness like prices of petrol and decrease ur sarrows like cloths of Bipasha basu

A newly wed couple decided to celebrate their honeymoon in winter season, and booked a room in a hotel. Since it was very cool they didn't use...

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari main FOOL ki saath wish kiya U R the most . beautiFOOL wonderFOOL colorFOOL amongst

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since

Ravan-Maai..Bhiksha de do.. Lady-Yeh lo.. Ravn-Rekha paar karo Lady cross d line Ravan-Haha! Me bhikshuk nahi RAVAN hu Lady-hehe.Me bhi SEETA

A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot,"

Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of...

A students leave letter: As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class. A candidate's application: This has reference to

Teacher: make sentence in which a ward is reapeated two times? Sardar: if Lara Dutta marrries Brain Lara, so she becomes Lara Lara.

IT tax Officer hass raha tha. Dusara: Kya huva? Pehla:Mallika sherawat ka IT return hai Dusara:tho? Pehla: Laundry ka bill 7 lakh

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

Mental Hospital A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one

PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh...

here r some more jokes n i hope u like them Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat Circuit: Bhai...

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u? Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just...

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se...

One day two friends are bragging. 1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very clever as fox, very brave like the Lion......

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".