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Santa ......to banta

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Santa AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
Banta: wo kaise?
Santa: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

😉

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Sardar declares:
... . . I will never marry in my life &. . . .. . . I'll give same advice to
my children also.

Edited by Believe - 18 years ago

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 but he could've had children be4 he got married!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol.....they rocked.... 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Moderator's Note:
Please refer to the rules - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/jokes/588079/rules-and-suggestions which prohibit "sardar jokes"

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