What should i do?

Guuuu:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?
Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup.

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Niii was travelling to Mumbai on a plane for the 1st time .
He was very excited to be doing so.
While they were making their approach to land he started shouting
"Bombay-Bombay-Bombay' repeatedly.
The Airhostess got upset with him and in her anger she shouted to
him saying B silent.
Niii was taken aback at first but after a couple of minutes he started
shouting "Ombay-Ombay-Ombay"

😆