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1. I will not bathe my dog after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. 2. I will not push my dog away when she wants a hug after playing in a...

1. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 2. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash. 3. Dogs will

The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista: 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in 0 gravity. To combat this problem,

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Hi friends……. Time to announce th e winner for the game – "Catch The Joker" but be fore that…… a big To all those who

How courteous is the Japanese; He always says, "Excuse it, please." He climbs into his neighbor's garden. And smiles, and says, "I beg

Teacher: Why are you late? Manu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: Johny,...

TOP 21 THAT AN INDIAN FOLLOWS WHEN HE/SHE RETURNS TO INDIA AFTER BEING ABROAD FOR SOMETIME. 21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. 20....

Joke # 1 Title: LITTLE LALOO Message: Little Lalloo was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has...

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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY??? Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my...

Here are some great jokes which i found recently...Read and enjoy Indian Hell: An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there

A blind man was taking a trip to Texas. After getting off the airplane, he hailed a taxi. He got in and felt around the seat. "Wow, these seats

Hey guys, Here are the submitted banners for voting. A big thanx to everyone who participated . Here are the rules for voting: You...

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want...

Santa's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed Sun gives light during the day when light is not

Bearded Lover A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh, James, I like your

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, then then then then

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is

Santa at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Santa says - "Santa Singh...

1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 2. TEACHER:

Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam: 1) Amitabh is using the Nokia communicator in 1992 whereas Nokia itself launched it from 1998 onwards. May be he is a

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to...

It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament in Sharjah and India as usual has lost yet another game to Pakistan. At that very moment...