*A lion held a huge party at his place. He in vited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came and joined in. The lion asked the mouse why did he entered the party whn the other species were not invited.
the mouse said 'shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'
*Once a girl was drinking a coke. She suddenly discoverd a fly in her coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened its eye looked at the girl and said, 'maaa!'
the girl asked the baby fly, 'main tumhari maa nahi hoon phir tu mujhe maa kyun bulati hai?'
The fly replied, 'kyunki maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai'
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