Jokes Forum - Page 108

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own. B is also for brain, which was located between his legs. C is for the commitment that was

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai Camron diaz, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely...

A Child's Prayer One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta,

M.P Sir... OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?...

Say all the steps outloud to yourself pigs about talking idiot this got I long how look 1)say pig before each word (eg. pig...

cool pic, but can't see any on the first page. the second on is sooooooooooo cool!!!! thanks

*When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view. *Bhagwan se Scooter...

Hey listen to this.... There were 4 guys once walking down the street and they saw an army walking towards them...the 1st guy was blind and

Guys i made dis joke by myself....enjoy! If not dilbara shikdum shikdum, then listen how each of these gals sound when a guy is forcibly

There were two friends who decided to go buy a book. The book was $30 so they decided to split the money in half. They both payed $15 each...

THE HUMAN MIND Don't delete this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.(Some may be slower than others but... ) I

Three sardarji went to fish. One of them caught a mermaid. The mermaid begged them to let her go. Each of them wanted a boon. She agreed to it.

Must Dialogues in Hindi Movies!!! If you're a Bollywood fan you've surely heard most of these one-liners a million times! HERO Tere

chaey wala sings bholi si soorat..... aankhon mein masti dooor khadi sharmaye Aaey Haaey ladki sings kaali si soorat hath

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet

Laloo Ki Dhoti There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village in Bihar. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact

Rejecting Pickup Lines HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?" "I

Why Newton committed Suicide Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why. Here is the reason. Once he came to India and

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. Tell me,' said the

wat are the three fastest ways of communication? 1) Telephone 2) Television 3)............... ....................

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor...

"As you know, Time magazine has named President Bush 'Person of the Year' -- quite an honor. Although I'm not sure Bush understands it. Like

I laughed laughed when I read this one: A proper and prudish old lady decided to go camping but first she wanted to make...

Corporate Humour Just in case you ever got' being in prison' and 'being at work' mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer. J

I heard this somewhere and I don't know what it means...uh...what's a FOB indian?

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things

The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter jets. They invited over a Chinese official and at a gathering, the Chinese