Jokes Forum - Page 109

1st year--The husband says, "Oh, sweete pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn...

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect

this is sooo funny!! Edited by Ms. Bholi Bhali - 2004-12-29T00:44:31Z

Here is a short fun quiz designed for fun--do not feel stupid if you don't score well, IT'S JUST FOR FUN. Make a quick copy of the diagram

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you

Two friends billooo tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST

I hope this is not repeated. If its repeated just ignore it. There is a good old barber in Miami in US. One day a florist goes to him for a

911 Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

Big Boss Man When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control

A man was standing in a field alone.He was doing nothing and was looking at nothing. Soon a driver passed by,he got out of the car and went to

One night 3 couples went out for dinner. The first wonman said to his husband " can u pass me the honey honey" The second said " can u

A Small Problem A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one

Why did the tomato blush?? Because he saw the salad dressing! Get it??

Kaho na, pyaar hai! Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation. Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution. Kyon machalta hai

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

Heavy Sack Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year. Edited by rabeeak2003 - 2004-12-31T15:28:16Z

Smart Sardar A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him...

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE...

Your Mama So Fat... when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she

Comfortable Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial...

TRYING TO UNDERSTAND MEN : It's not so complicated!!! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men...

Cutting Class 'Jill,' a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, 'do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?' 'Like,'

Once an antique dealer finds a chippandale piece of table from 16th century in a dilapiated mansion inhabited by very poor 4 brothers who don't

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting

A couple were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the husband realized that the next day, he

Don't know if you have heard this one but it is so funny. THE HOTEL BILL Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might want to

I hope u didn't read it earlier .....I found it interesting thats y posting here Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan Ctrl C+

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's famous sketch "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF

Indian Nursery Rhymes Laloo Bhai bihari Went up the pahari To fetch a bail for court order Laloo fell down And lost his crown But Rabri