SMS JOKES

*When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.


*Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))



*There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.


*My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).


*Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))


*Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

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