A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging
holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
Tell me,' said the passerby,'What on earth are you doing?'
Well,' said the digger,'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants
the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole.
Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?
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Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where
he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago.
"Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper.
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
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One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the kitchen, opened
the Sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to
the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife again saw this.
Santa Singh again and again did the same thing. His wife was
puzzled at why did he do something like this..
So, she asked Santa, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see
inside and close it often?'
Santa Singh replied, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our
doctor advised me to check up the Sugar often'.
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Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group.
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A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to
office.
On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the
door and got down.
Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much
should I pay to turn right?'
The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?'
Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: 'Free Left Turn'
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Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
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Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside when
the American said "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?"
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Jugnu Singh: I was born in Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
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Jugnu : What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Harpal : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
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Jugnu : Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of..
Harpal : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
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Q: How can you recognize Jugnu Singh in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.
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Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead
of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck
it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"That fellow called back."
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks
the barman,"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?".
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys
doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million
Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why?
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one
would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
Always....pals
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