M.P.

M.P Sir...

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER: M P!!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED !